Man with the US Constitution shirt - A hero at my work

[Space_Dandy]

This one man I work with is retired from the Air National Guard. I'm sure you know the type, he listens to his political radio and YouTube far too often at work.

Occasionally he wears a button up shirt with the US Constitution printed on the front. I like to say to him, "you're wearing your congressman's toilet paper shirt." He says, "Especially with the Democ-RATS in office!"

 

[Just A Butt]

neat

 

[Banh Xeo]

I'd tell him to be careful with all those edges

 

[Sho'nuff]

You know what you must do, get him to call dems "the niggers".

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I saw the US Constitution at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

This one man I work with is retired from the Luftstreitkräfte. I'm sure you know the type, he listens to his political radio and television far too often at work.

Occasionally he wears a button up shirt with the treaty of Versailles printed on the front. I like to say to him, "you're wearing Kaiser Wilhelm's toilet paper shirt." He says, "Especially with the Hohenzollerns in office!"

 

[Sho'nuff]

I saw the US Constitution at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Sounds like you met Wesley Snipes.