MAKEUP CHALLENGE GOES UNEXPECTED 8/4/19

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

She probably just spilled or dropped something at some point to be honest

The unexpected thing was the garishly clown-car colored lipstick shit.

Don't bother watching this situation to find it.

 

[TaterBot]

Damn, I missed it. It's not in the Hooves and Trotters thread.

It's in the I Went To A Weight Loss Doctor video.

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oh god what the FUCK is that

The qustionis, why is her leg in that position IF she's standing up to weigh? Is she lying down and putting only part of her body on the scale or what?

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Aaaaannnddd once again, coming in hot (fat) with the HiGhLy ReQuEsTeD content that absolutely nobody on earth asked for. HOW many make up videos has she done over the lifespan of her Channel by now?

We can still at least expect a boring "driving home from Lexington" car vlog, and the ACTUALLY maybe kind of anticipated "Bucket List What I Ate On StayVayCation" vlog though. Lord knows that it would be fucking gobsmacking to see what a 615+ pound adipose pillow princess can pork down over 2/3 days; what with the assistance of a Thumb Butler, room service, Uber Eats, and all of Lexington spread before her beetus trotters.

That is, if she is honest with us.

 

[Mandaark]

Spoiler: memiors of an obese geisha

Dead inside

lol

tha claw technique

lawd have mercy

ornate unwashed hairstyle

stunna

Edit: forgot words

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

That lipstick situation makes it look like she's bleeding at the mouth. For a second I thought that finally, after 15 whole minutes without tube turkey, she got so hungry that she bit off her own tongue.

 

[marjoram]

Now do Thumby's makeup, Big Al.....THAT would be hilarious (as well as gross; ya know....like this crap was).....

 

[bev]

It's in the I Went To A Weight Loss Doctor video.


The qustionis, why is her leg in that position IF she's standing up to weigh? Is she lying down and putting only part of her body on the scale or what?

...That's her arm. The camera is on a counter and she swung her arms. Amber's too self conscious to overlook a leg cameo.

 

[Mandaark]

...That's her arm. The camera is on a counter and she swung her arms. Amber's too self conscious to overlook a leg cameo.

Definitely. Gorl hasn't slipped yet, and now shes bigger than ever - way more shame and cellulite and ick

 

[Xenomorph]

Literally makeup on a pig.

 

[ThisWillBeFun]

I guess Amber unexpectedly expected the make-up to make her look like a 120 pound beauty.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I guess like, ok, I suppose I understand the whole "self-deprecating humor act" here, but for her, it's just that--an act.
If this was YouNow the phrase "you know I'm hawt AF, booBoo" would be said 5,000,000 times over. So she goes through the motions of pretending to understand she's less attractive than the Pig the Prime Minister fucked in Black Mirror. We get it, we get it.

Through all of that, however, her vidya quality continues to plummet into shitsville further. She calls this "her jawb" but she's fucking NEVER prepared. Ever.

Also, the term "beetus paws" has me giggling like an asshole all day. She's just gonna die in her sleep the day after Halloween.

 

[Madam Spergwell]

Now do Thumby's makeup, Big Al.....THAT would be hilarious (as well as gross; ya know....like this crap was).....

I can see Becky attempting her best sexy pout in that crimson lipstick, coordinated with her fanciest red snapback. She would have nothing on Amber in the eyefucking department of course but it might be funny to watch her try. More entertaining than the shit tier content we've been getting lately anyway. That's sad when The Thumb has the potential to be the most interesting thing about a video. She's usually a cure for insomnia.

 

[Fupacabra]

Hello you guyz it looks like we have a fucken pig situation going on here.

 

[EH 110]

She's worn cardigans every summer but this one. It's a shame she can't squeeze into them anymore. Looking at her bare arms makes me sick.

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

I get this as well. Her faces squishes inward so much that it just looks unnatural and it's unnerving to look at. How must it feel to have so much extra padding on your face?

She probably doesn’t even realize how it feels if she has no reference, I mean she has lived that way her whole life.

 

[sperginity]

she should use her make up skills to cosplay as the moon from Majora's Mask

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Yum! Ambie's latest dandruff situation:



Someone said it looks like she sprinkles Parmesan on her head. If that's true, then both places she has hair are full of cheese.

 

[jellybean]

"I am literally LIVEEEEEEEN for this" Okay Amberlynn Paytas, settle down.

 

[mekalekahi]

Basic aftercare for lip fillers. The excerise part doesn't pertain to her.


Its very telling that her body is so grossly deformed, and all these year shes talks about lip fillers. I cant put into words how nasty her mouth would be with fillers and having them sag down with her frown and jowls.

 

[ALRisAnnoying]

ALR getting lip filler would be hilarious because she’d probably quit in the middle, leaving them all kinds of fucked up.