K-pop idols are not human. The plastic surgery they supposidly go under to look the same is a lie. They are all clones of an ancient alien found in a crypod that was buried deep within the Mariana Trench some 50 million years ago. This alien was a powerful general who committed many atrocities during the war with the United Federation of Planets. He was sent here because Earth is a prison planet and the UFP does not believe in execution. Sadly this may eventually be their undoing.
Currently his body cannot be revived due to the limited scientific technology available on Earth. So the bloodline of his commrades who were also sent to this prison rock floating in space can only clone him.
What is the purpose of these clones? K-pop music is set to a very special frequency. This frequency can only be detected by the alien general's fleet of super powered space drones who lay in wait for their master's signal.
That's right, K-pop is a hailing signal!
And it is already too late. The drone ships detected the signal ten years ago and are already on their way. They can travel twenty times the speed of light and will reach Earth in five years time. They have already laid waste to several UFP outposts meant to protect the galaxy from the general's remaining forces. There is no one left close enough to Earth to save us in time. By the time the UFP catches up to the drones we will have been already enslaved and forced to fight against our only saviors. The ships carry ancient technology to revive the general. Once this happens the clone army will finally "awaken". Those who listen to K-pop are already under their control and will serve as cannon fodder for UFP forces.
Earth has five years to prepare. We are about to become the center of an epic war that has been taken up again after 50 million years of galactic peace.
DO NOT listen to K-pop. Delete your MP3s. Throw away your CDs. Burn your posters. Delete your fanblogs. The only way to resist is to contact the UFP and let them know that we know the war is about to begin and we wish to join forces. They can send us blueprints for powerful technology that we can use to fight on the homefront as we await their reinforecements. Secret resistance forces are already forming and attempting to send signals into space aimed at a single, forgotten outpost located near the belt of Orion. If that outpost is destroyed our chances will be next to none that we won't be entirely brainwashed and enslaved by the time the UFP arrives. Secret technology to avoid K-pop brainwashing is being developed. But it is still not 100% effective. If Earth is completely overtaken before the UFP arrives they may be forced to destroy it to save the galaxy.
They should have executed that general 50 million years ago. But a society that does not believe in the death penalty is not a perfect one. This fallacy could very well end not only our lives but the lives of billions all across the universe.
