💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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My father was found drowned in a toilet with a high-tech auto-vibrator rigged to go off every time his character came in skyrim.
My mom and dad were divorced. I inherited the 1991 1992? Tandy Computer that my dad had. my dad had a literal stripper video game, and in no minced words, it was a stripper porn game. Hentai slash porn games have been around since the dawn of games. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. But in all honesty, y'all's people's dads have been in possession of porn games since before you fuckers were born. Seriously, ask me how I know I inherited the fucking porn machine. A fucked up, like, literally fucked up thing. I saw the game-porn my dad jerked off to what do you think that did to me as a fucking human being.
 
You don't say:
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Probably stuff from before the 2600 also.
 
If you're looking at Starlink to bypass local wires, you'll want to look up where your nearest ground station is at. There's over 170 ground stations and you may be closer to one than you think. The ground station that Starl.ink in my area connects to is in the same state, so it probably doesn't bypass federal (and likely soon to be state) internet monitoring.
While this is true now, there’s nothing to stop Starlink from re-routing data to non-uk ground stations if the operator felt like it, in response to a Gaydrian’s Wall situation.

In fact I believe if you pay for the low-latency subscription you already will get hops between satellites to a remote ground station.
 
jewsh pausing a shrek 5 trailer 80 times to add in his hot takes on the production value of Shrek 5 was tardski level kino. Same with confusing russian accent with spanish and irish with russian.
Listen, this is very important, and there’s no excuse for getting it wrong: under no circumstances must you confuse Reform UK and Restore UK.
 
All i remember about Balenciaga was that incident about creepy children photos that devolved into a pizza gate esque conspiracy that got memoryholed.
I wouldn't say that is was anywhere near pizza gate. They took photos of kids with teddy bears in bondage gear and had print-outs of a Supreme Court ruling involving CSAM and how it relates to free speech (I believe it was US v Williams). On top of that, the owner of Kering (Balenciaga's parent company) owns an auction house that sold child sex dolls. It's a good example of the fact that famous people are pedos.
 
I just want Jersh to watch this on the next stream just to hear his laugh.

Fuck it @Null watch this on the next mati.
"HE'S A GOLDEN RETRIEVER"
*panicked jeet noises*
Amazing. So many of those fucking drivers can't read english. My driveway is dangerously steep so I put a note in the app. Whenever these brownoids drive up it I laugh. RIP your car nigger.
 
So here's something for the Hasan segment next week since this was too late for this week's MATI. Just a few months after Hasan visted Cuba, they decided that Communism is gay now and made a bunch of moves opening the economy.
Along with this the Turkish soccer team lost.
 
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