💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Null sounded so gleeful when he racked that shotgun and I look forward to hearing it again in the future.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Inter-
Continental
Ballistic
Missile

Just catapult an old IBM mainframe at them and it will be basically the same thing.

 

[The Voicemail Devil]

You got even worse at English after moving back to America? It took you three attempts to pronounce bass

 

[snowdunes]

You got even worse at English after moving back to America? It took you three attempts to pronounce bass

Calling ICE on Jewrsh, broken English after 30 years? Nigga 'bout to be deported.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Calling ICE on Jewrsh, broken English after 30 years? Nigga 'bout to be deported.

Deported back to Serbia. Go have fun with Vucic, he literally looks like Chud.

 

[Jotch]

I just realized Null had mentioned Cat 8... I thought it was a typo. No, apparently it's the new hype for cable sellers on Amazon since there appears to be no 40G hardware out there that can yet use it. I'd be surprised if more than 10% of the cables out there meet the spec since no one is likely to notice if it doesn't. For good measure the shield part on most of them is gold plated. I just use 6A like a normal person. I can't imagine how horrible Cat 8 jacks will be to terminate.

These cables are bullshit bro, every 5 years they add yet another piece of metal or spacer to chew through while praying you don't hit wire and have to start all over.
I miss 5e, just the wires, a case, and occasionally some aluminum foil.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I missed the stream, kind of collapsed around 4 PM-ish yesterday. Not going into details of why and how, personal life stress type shit and lack of sleep. Been watching the vod as background noise while I try and fail working on other shit. Was pretty chill until the fucking "uoh" shit got dredged up again and seemingly vagueposting about me, framing it like I was defending it saying it evolved or whatever, when my point was it was specifically a pedo-ified drunk screaming meme and not a defense of it. Nigga you could have just gone "I'm still gonna pronounce it as uh oh" without all the extra fake and gay weird shit if my groggy ass brain is interpreting what I heard right. Still pretty good stream otherwise.

I apparently zombied out and didn't hit send despite thinking I did, yeesh.

I didn't need to see this as one of the first few fully alert brained visuals today, jesus. Still kinda out of it in the speaking way on and off but visuals? Fully able to process those.


EDIT: Idubbz talk about the Moai head shit again reminded me how I associate them with this sound more than the vine boom one.

 

[Sneeds]

I’m watching an old Mati and it’s weird seeing the Kino Kasino pre casino set.

Also this is the episode where Josh reviews iDubbbz “my fans are losers” video. Who knew it would keep going way, way, way down from here

Timestamped link above

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

I am armed to the fucking teeth

Good choice too, a shotgun with the right loads can be devastatingly effective. Also I thought when you said “speaking of Lowtax” you were legit about to rack a Five seveN lmao.

 

[Oxyjen]

These cables are bullshit bro, every 5 years they add yet another piece of metal or spacer to chew through while praying you don't hit wire and have to start all over.
I miss 5e, just the wires, a case, and occasionally some aluminum foil.

It really is getting to audiophile levels of mystical materials and arrangement now. But annoyingly, also in line with physics so it does actually work faster, at least when Jupiter is in recession.

 

[Maverick Vile]

I figured you might "enjoy" this. Its an angry pajeet with a THROBBING neck vein screaming about trump, ice, and migrants. He is NOT happy that trump is redeeming (california)

ANGRYPAJEET.mp4

my favorite frame
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He sounds like Steven Crowder's Bernie Sanders:

Which is actually a pretty good, if not a little exaggerated, Gilbert Gottfried impression:

 

[G19]

Sometimes I rewatch the 2024 Election stream, it's so kino

 

[Asian tech support]

Josh, I was also very confused about Chris the Kiwi and Chris Cantwell being two entirely separate humans until last week, so it's ok.
Man, that fucking guy. Chris the Kiwi was a genuine fucking weirdo. Different time, different time...

Back when I was a listener of TDS, I always enjoyed the Chris the Kiwi segments as it was always a reminder of no matter how much of a mess my life was, at least I wasn't as down bad as that fucker.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

That was a really great stream, I really enjoyed it. There's always something inspiring on Mad at the Internet.

1:51

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

Thank you Null for putting my homegrown kiwi content in this weeks MATI!
In case anyone wants the LA 2025 edit saved locally I'll quote the post here

I made this extra special. Enjoy LA 2025
LA2025.mp4

Spoiler: Old ICE Edit

ICE.mp4

My Prayers go out to anyone unfortunate enough to find themselves in Commiefornia

 

[volatile puar]

Thank you Null for putting my homegrown kiwi content in this weeks MATI!
In case anyone wants the LA 2025 edit saved locally I'll quote the post here

You should've used this song instead, but none of us are perfect.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Josh I Demand to see a picture of your cat! I kept thinking it was one of my cats meowing but it kept coming from your stream

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Was the local post on May 14 an old repost or new? I heard null ask ralph why he isn't coming back to the US so it sounds new, but their slapfights all sound the same.

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

You should've used this song instead, but none of us are perfect.https://youtube.com/watch?v=diMYXNmJkvc

I debated on using that one maybe I'll make LA 2025 II with some new clips and that song

 

[BondoBob]

Pair of Democrat lawmakers and their spouses shot at their homes by a guy impersonating a police officer after crossing party lines to vote with Republicans in the state house to end free healthcare for illegal immigrants.