(Verse 1)
Null the dog, a meme machine, king of the internet's meanest scene
Kiwifarms, his twisted creation, a haven for trolls and frustration
But legal fees, a mounting stack, threatened to shut the whole thing whack
Null, with a gambler's desperate plea, blew the legal fund on Keno, you see
(Chorus)
Oh, Null, you furry little dunce, gambled away Kiwifarms' chance
Vegas beckons, a gambler's last stand, with Ralph and Bossmanjack by his hand
A wacky road trip, a chaotic quest, to win it all back, put Kiwifarms to the test
Two weeks of drama, laughter, and tears, can Null redeem himself and conquer his fears?
(Verse 2)
Ralph, the walrus, with a heart of gold, joins the crew, a story to be told
Bossmanjack, the shark with a shady grin, hatches a plan, where the real trouble begins
From Almaty to the desert's heat, they chase the jackpot, a gamble bittersweet
Dodging foes and chasing bets, a whirlwind adventure, they won't forget
(Chorus)
Oh, Null, you furry little dunce, gambled away Kiwifarms' chance
Vegas beckons, a gambler's last stand, with Ralph and Bossmanjack by his hand
A wacky road trip, a chaotic quest, to win it all back, put Kiwifarms to the test
Two weeks of drama, laughter, and tears, can Null redeem himself and conquer his fears?