Macaroon victorini salt thread - Or Macron victory salt

[Closet Sorcerer]

I'm still waiting for the Islamic police to crash into my house and behead me live on Periscope for having porkchops in the fridge.

 

[heathercho]

Spoiler: Some Salty Memes?

James Woods is also upset... or not

I'm sad there's no real salt like riots, fires, Russian Hacking stories and beta males crying about Misogyny, since Le Pen was the "wrong" kind of woman. Though, there seems to be some amusing/confusing Anti-Trump "Happy Macron Won" reverse salt brewing.

 

[José Mourinho]

Although so far the outrage isn't as bad as the riots or fires etc. when Trump won the election, considering that several Americans have mocked non-Americans for caring about the US election that has nothing to do with them, I don't get why they now care about the French election.

Sure, there's social media and shit as aforementioned earlier on in the thread but come on, at least be consistent to your claims.

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald...on_muslims_invaded_france_today_they/dh943qz/
http://archive.is/GJ2Sz

 

[AnOminous]

Lol who thought a semi-pseudo-crypto-Nazi was actually going to win in France? Yeah I know Le Pen isn't actually a Nazi but she kind of sort of is.

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

The le Pen subreddit is now closed to submissions as the mods knew that everybody would shit it up with silly "death to macron" memes.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Le_Pen/new/

This seems like an interesting place to watch for the next few days:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MarchAgainstMacron/

 

[Beaniebon]

It's so bizarre that (mostly American) alt-righters got so obsessed with an election in France. Does France even do anything other than be a tourist attraction?

 

[friedshrimp]

Hmm funny enough all the people whom i keep an eye out on tumblr and twitter who reeeed about Brexit and Trump are oddly quiet about this. Not even smug virtue-signaling "love won today!" posts just another day for these folks.

I guess if it doesn't happen in an english country it's the same thing as nothing, but otoh, I rather prefer this over calling James Woods a Nazi just because he tells the truth about the gays and the roofs...

 

[ICametoLurk]

It's so bizarre that (mostly American) alt-righters got so obsessed with an election in France. Does France even do anything other than be a tourist attraction?

I think they make bread that's hard enough to kill someone with.

 

[FemalePresident]

I'm fucking mad. And sad at the same time. This is just wrong.

 

[AnOminous]

It's so bizarre that (mostly American) alt-righters got so obsessed with an election in France. Does France even do anything other than be a tourist attraction?

They invented surrendering to Nazis.

 

[Faint taste of butter]

It' s just the same as when Austria elected a non-right president.
People acting like the country is going to end in chaos and violence within the next two weeks.
Will that happen? No.

 

[DuskEngine]

also consider that today schleswig holstein in germany voted and the party of the merkel challenger decisively lost,
so it looks like another 4 years there aswell

The AfD salt thread will be amusing considering they're already dead in the water.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Friendly reminder his wife 24 years older than him and was his school teacher.

Nice.

 

[friedshrimp]

I just want to throw Merkel out.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

This was a confusing one for lefties, if they bothered to look into it at all. I mean, they were reflexively anti LePen because she's a nationalist and anti-immigration, but she's also economically a leftist, whereas Macron was an investment banker - for the Rothschilds, of all people! Probably explains why the turnout was so low for the runoff, when it was incredibly high for the first round.

I just want to throw Merkel out.

Germany had some kind of local election yesterday and her party did well, apparently.

 

[Holdek]

This was a confusing one for lefties

Not really. It's the same as when her father made it into the runoff against Chirac. Better a conservative or centrist neoliberal than a cryptofascist.

Probably explains why the turnout was so low for the runoff, when it was incredibly high for the first round.

Probably right. When her father was in the runoff some voters literally wore clothes pins on their noses to the polls.

 

[CatParty]

some cow salt


http://grantjkidney.com/international-politics/macron-to-surrender-france-to-the-islamic-state/

 

[CatParty]

Homegrown salt
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/french-election-thread.30264/

 

[Holdek]

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I think this is the gif he's referring to. She really did go full retard lol

They invented surrendering to Nazis.

They didn't this time, though.

 

[Grog]

die macron