Lucky Charms

[Cats]

I was wondering if anyone felt the same way about Lucky Charms as me.

I like the cereal. But I have to eat it very carefully and chew very, very slowly.

The normal part of the cereal is totally fine...however, each time I bite into one of the "marshmallows", I get the same involuntary full-body response that one might receive from hearing nails on a chalkboard, or pulling apart cottonballs / squeezing them between their fingers: it is an undeniable feeling of revulsion and repulsion, complete with skin crawling and cringing and everything else that goes along with the worst of such responses.

The effect can be minimized if I chew through them very slowly. Soggification helps a little but the matter is so dense that the milk never penetrates throughout the entire mallow. I even enjoy the flavor of the marshmallows, but the hard-packed dry texture is a complete nightmare.

How does kiwi eat his Lucky Charms, and does he feel the same way? Thank you for reading my post about Lucky Charms.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I guess if I were to eat lucky charms I'd segregate the marshmallows and eat them separately. That way you'll at least have a consistent texture and density rather than eating regular cereal and having a bunch of little chalky landmines.

In truth however lucky charms have been an abomination from their inception, and part of me questions whether or not there's some kind of conspiracy behind their creation, like a factory had excess dry marshmallow material and were looking for a profitable way to dispose of it. If someone is going to eat sugary breakfast cereal lucky charms are a bottom tier option.

 

[Schwarzwald]

I've always refused to eat Lucky Charms out of principle because I don't trust shillelagh-hugging micks.

How, pray tell, do they intend to feed me when they can't even feed themselves?

 

[WolfeTone]

cereal's really bad for your teefers

outs is the breakfast item of champions

 

[DankSmoker]

I like the monster cereals, count chocula, boo berry, franken berry. Lucky charms are more frightening because there is the very real possibility of getting stabbed by an irishman.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Even as a kid I wasn’t big on Lucky Charms. The marshmallows always had a funky texture and taste.

Fruity Pebbles is the superior sugar bomb kid cereal

 

[Cats]

chalky landmines.

You just made the lightbulb go off in my tiny cat brain. That's exactly what they feel like. Chalk.

 

[ZipDisk]

I like you Cats, but posts like this one seriously creep me out.

You LIKE the oaty shit?

 

[Cats]

lol

I think Lucky Charms at least sugars their Oaty Bits. It's hard to tell with how sweet the whole cereal is.

I like the cereal as a whole more. I mean it can't ALL be marshmallows...that'd be a complete fucking nightmare. Nobody would ever do something like that, right? Please tell me a version of the cereal doesn't exist where it's all marshmallows...

ohgodwhathavewedone

 

[ryuichi]

I eat that shit dry.
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