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"Mother buys him a new elk every birthday"
That made me snort soda out of my nose, well done!
💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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That made me snort soda out of my nose, well done!
WonderWino
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Perhaps someone should do a painting of lucas dressed like a ragman napoleon, sitting atop a majestic elk on top of a hill, pointing at nearby spokane or king roys elk kingdom
Potentially could be a good idea if you don’t use a residential address. Use a business address or one of a strip mall or something that’s just out of the way enough from downtown that he wouldn’t recognize it. It would be fucked up to send THAT to some random person’s house.
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Its a pretty funny idea but I'm kinda worried that if anyone were to tell him anywhere were "the location" it could go really badly when he shows up thinking he's guaranteed to get laid there if he runs into anyone alone. He's gonna do dumb shit on his own without being fucked with
Fiveseven15
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If you did this I bet he will complain and demand you bring them to him
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I'm quite enjoying this new slew of content from Lucas. Has it been confirmed he had been kicked out from the shelter?
WhiskerBiscuit
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You don’t need to do anything for Lucas to complain and demand teens. That’s literally his default state of existence.
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Was playing around on FaceApp and made Handsome Lucas
ETA: Old Lucas
Teenage girl Lucas:
Little Girl Lucas (nightmare mode)
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I really hope this leads to someone trying to catfish Lucas using the photo of himself as a teenage girl.
Maxxicus Callahan
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Something wrong with the eyes it’s the 1000 yard stare and lack of any warmth.
Edit: I’m not sure if this has been done as an experiment, maybe it’s a little bit pseudo sciencey but if you took the eyes of hardcore criminal sociopaths and narcissists and then displayed those sets of eyes alongside the eyes of neurotyoical people is there a good chance that under scrutiny of eyes alone people can guess who’s fucked in the head.
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Works of evil like this ought to celebrated, and their authors commended. Well done.
So far, my ideas for the anniversary of the end of Lucas's sex life include:
1) Verbose post on KF.
2) Concise post on KF.
3) Spam Lucas's dick pic on KF.
4) Supercut of every time Lucas announced to YouTube "I haven't had a girlfriend in X years...," in chronological order, with a soundtrack or laugh track. On KF.
5) Sponsor an Anarchist Bareback Charity Orgy in Spokane and deny Lucas entry.
6) Sodomy and cannibalism, in no particular order, or no order at all.
I really like #4, but not as much as I like my free time and my ignorance of video editing.
He spent at least one night outdoors. Perhaps @Nobleman can tell us more.
Maxxicus Callahan
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This is the most succinct and on-point comment from that video in my humble opinion:
Anyone have any info on why the sudden radio silence? Lucas is so annoying, pumping out amazing content then just disappearing without warning. If he isn’t careful and continues to keep this shit up, he’s going to start losing attention from the only people who in any way, shape, or form give a fuck about his whereabouts.
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Gaear Grimsrud
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Lucas needs to see this. They're slutting around during Covid.
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Trainwreck
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IMO he chimped out so bad in the middle of the night and posted a slew of videos in a short time that he's not embarrassed, but is laying low for a few days because he doesn't want to draw any attention to himself. A cop could have said something to him or possibly a passerby etc., When I saw him it was close to noon after his posting spree. Maybe his voice hurts from screaming so much?! Hahaha.