💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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His “Tony Soprano meets Tommy Wiseau” accent is absolutely incredible. Also, I love that he constantly brings up the shit Chris Hansen did, but don’t you dare mention that he tried to solicit an underage girl across the internet. MOOOOVE ON BIGOT!!
 
Funny how he was literally just bitching about military spending today but now he's all uppity about America having the strongest military in the world and they can just roll up and take the vaccine.

You know why America's military is so powerful fatty? Because of military spending.
 
Jeremiah the Bullfrog dijo:

Is he trying to channel Andrew Dice Clay?
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He has a table right there. Why is he eating in the fucking bed? Then he rants about people thinking he owes them something when he is the one begging for food and money, crying about how someone needs to "give him a honey". The hypocrisy is fucking ridiculous. He is so fucking pathetic.

Also, STOP MAKING VIDEOS WHILE YOU EAT, LUCAS! No one wants to hear you chew like a fucking pig. You claim you're not a misogynist but then talk about dudes having more than one girlfriend and asking why they don't share with you. Women are not property, Princess.. You are not a comedian. You're a sad excuse for a man. We aren't laughing with you. We're laughing at you.
 
This mixed up personality he's making, while eating himself to death possibly with COVID is peak Lucas. If someone wanted to get started on Wern watching, I think this video sums it up. A fat man spoiled by the riches of his nation, being spiteful, pigging out and rambling at how everyone else is the problem while he makes a mess in a free hotel room that he soon will lose by being an idiot.

You can tell he's trying to sound hard but how hurt and angry he is. He's like a puppy that keeps getting kicked, upset and confused on why it's being kicked. But unlike the puppy, Lucas not only brought this upon himself, we can laugh at instead of pity.
 
I am still amazed that he is getting this free hotel room and all these meals. This food looks like it is coming from restaurants. Not institutional type food you would see in a jail or maybe even like school lunches. These are good sized portions too.

The state or county is paying for all this? Because Lucas is a ragman? Seriously, he has it made right now. He isn't having to spend his tugboat check. I can't see many other areas treating their bums to such accomodations. And for Lucas too. What a country! The shelter is probably reserving his bed and will let him return and cook up some shitty food in the toaster oven post quarantine.

And this fat cow wants to moo and ree and complain while getting all this for free. If a working person needed some assistance for themselves while in such a position, they wouldn't help them. But a ward of the state like Lucas comes down with COVID-19 and they roll out the red carpet to treat the cute older daddy to his first class accommodations. Fucking hell!
 
It's hard to not think about his acorn after you've seen the pics of it, especially the pics where there's a huge MRSA sore or the one with the overflowing trash can in the shot.

Anyway, getting tonight's video compiled but, in the meantime, please enjoy the thumbnail for it.
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Just some random sperging here if anyone even gives a shit, but I've been keeping tabs on Goldaor. Last time I checked he was viewing this thread on Jan 22 which was a while after he rage quit. Just checked again and he's changed his account so that nobody can see when he's on. He's clearly still lurking here. I knew this dude couldn't just quit, he's more obsessed with Lucas than anyone.

With that being said, it's just worth keeping in mind incase some unexplained fuckery happens in Wern watching in the future. I would bet money he's going to go rogue and come here to bask in the secondhand clout.
 
You hear that you clone bigots! Keeping making fun of The Wern and his best friends, Spokane PD, will of course respond with weapons drawn! And after they totally respond to his call, they will of course arrest you, then anally rape you in jail. Cause this will all absolutely happen!
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LeeLoo dijo:
You hear that you clone bigots! Keeping making fun of The Wern and his best friends, Spokane PD, will of course respond with weapons drawn! And after they totally respond to his call, they will of course arrest you, then anally rape you in jail. Cause this will all absolutely happen!
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We don’t know the Wern’s capabilities and we’ll be peeing blood if we stand in the way of his radicalizing the masses
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Festus dijo:
Just some random sperging here if anyone even gives a shit, but I've been keeping tabs on Goldaor. Last time I checked he was viewing this thread on Jan 22 which was a while after he rage quit. Just checked again and he's changed his account so that nobody can see when he's on. He's clearly still lurking here. I knew this dude couldn't just quit, he's more obsessed with Lucas than anyone.
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Agree totally and I also believe we haven't seen the last of Glenn Close Evie yet either.


Maxxicus Callahan dijo:
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I can totally hear him mooing this shit in his newfound Harvey Keitel accent.


Jeremiah the Bullfrog dijo:
We're getting dangerously close to him threatening people here.
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Wouldn't be the first time, won't be the last. It's what he does when his blood sugar is low.
 
CrazyAsHell dijo:
Exactly. My thought is, if he is looking for a country that will hand him money for absolutely not a fucking thing, we should all pool our money and send his ass to one of them.....gtfoh with that shit.
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Idk if there were some underaged "bae" from North Korea that wanted him to move in with her it would be a good end to the thread. He could lose some weight, get recruited for a job of some sort, itd be great for everyone really

Also what a genius post he made with that threat. so hes gonna put a gat in the police's face, a dick up their butt and somehow make them piss blood unless they let him "radicalize the masses" sounds perfectly reasonable to me, Im sure if he gets a visit from the police over this he will absolutely stick to his word on that and wont shit himself even a little like the revolutionary badass he is
 
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Keep talkin that shit Lukey, eventually you'll say it to someone who isn't worried about things like "the optics of beating up a mentally disabled man" and you'll get broken in ways that you'll never quite recover from
 
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