💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Us.

But, not nearly for the reasons he wants to be appealing to anyone.

I wouldn't say he's appealing to us. Amusing, sure, but not appealing.

it led to quite the shitstorm over that statue

Off topic, but that was one of the few times traditionalists like myself and feminists managed to agree.
As tossers obsessed with the political compass love to say, AUTHRIGHT-LIBLEFT UNITY.
(I'll take my puzzle pieces now.)

 

[denysdemontfort]

He seems to be going hard on yet another "WHERE THE PARTY AT WHERE THE GIRLS AT" meltdown.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

He seems to be going hard on yet another "WHERE THE PARTY AT WHERE THE GIRLS AT" meltdown.

He reminds me of Lennie in Of Mice and Men, except with a zoomer bae instead of rabbits.
”George, tell me about the hot singles in your area.”

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

It’s too bad Lucas wasn’t born a woman. He would have a better chance of getting what he wants if he was a woman. Maybe he was misassigned at birth? If there was only a way he could become the girl he has been searching for?

It really might be the solution to all of his problems.

 

[WonderWino]

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He seems to be going hard on yet another "WHERE THE PARTY AT WHERE THE GIRLS AT" meltdown.

That guy should have replied 'the party is at the ritz back in LA, didn't you notice when you were there? they had all kinds of free food and booze too' and watch him lose his shit

It’s too bad Lucas wasn’t born a woman. He would have a better chance of getting what he wants if he was a woman. Maybe he was misassigned at birth? If there was only a way he could become the girl he has been searching for?

It really might be the solution to all of his problems.

Don't give him ideas. The last thing the world needs is for lucas to go full eddie izzard

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

If there was only a way he could become the girl he has been searching for?

He wouldn't be the first cow to do that, and probably won't be the last to do either.

What annoys me is that his behaviour, which he's quite rightly called out for now because he's a man, would be tolerated in a stunning and brave one because ”muh second puberty”.

 

[ThomasAudley]

It’s too bad Lucas wasn’t born a woman. He would have a better chance of getting what he wants if he was a woman. Maybe he was misassigned at birth? If there was only a way he could become the girl he has been searching for?

It really might be the solution to all of his problems.

Thank fuck he wasn't, we don't need a Spokane version of Lonna Yejin Shin.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Ah yes, the guy who's constantly yelling about telomerase and fisting at the top of his lungs in Lucas' comments. That sounds like a good person to hook Lucas up and not like someone fucking with him.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

It’s too bad Lucas wasn’t born a woman. He would have a better chance of getting what he wants if he was a woman. Maybe he was misassigned at birth? If there was only a way he could become the girl he has been searching for?

It really might be the solution to all of his problems.

Don't you put that image in my head...

Even with all the zero-effort, manly troons on this site, trooned-out Lucas would still be remarkably offensive to the eyes.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

trooned-out Lucas would still be remarkably offensive to the eyes.

Ever heard of a certain J. Yaniv?

 

[Narr Then]

I don't know what these britbong slang terms mean, but I like what I'm hearing

Then allow me to enlighten you. Or rather, allow Urban Dictionary to do the job for me.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=Tatty%2bWater&amp=true

Something similar to the water those hotdogs spent months marinading in.

You're welcome

ETA - and boak is scot speak for vomit.

 

[mothman96]

To the detriment of Spokane, he should be arriving anytime now.

ETA:
Wait- got it wrong. He still has a couple of hours on the bus to go.

 

[Narr Then]

To the detriment of Spokane, he should be arriving anytime now.

Fuck, that was a bus ride and a half.
Where were the pictures up thread taken then? I thought he'd landed.

 

[mothman96]

Fuck, that was a bus ride and a half.
Where were the pictures up thread taken then? I thought he'd landed.

A stop in Portland Oregon

 

[WonderWino]

To the detriment of Spokane, he should be arriving anytime now.

I can see it now.....he gets off the bus and triumphantly.....goes and sits in the corner of the station and gets on his phone cause he has nowhere else to go on christmas eve

and he legitimately thinks this is somehow a win

 

[Narr Then]

A stop in Portland Oregan

Ahh seen.
Shame that our friendly local kiwi couldn't distract him just long enough to make him miss his bus

(apols for forgetting your name off the top of my head, you went above and beyond, hats off to you )

 

[ClownBrew]

A stop in Portland Oregon

Great. He'll be able to load up on weed and burritos. I sure don't envy those poor devils on that bus.

 

[NattyDaddy]

Looks like step Santa got lil Lucas a Christmas getaway at Motel6
Edit:

I miss read this, Guess he was on the naughty list again

 

[WonderWino]

Looks like step Santa got lil Lucas a Christmas getaway at Motel6

I'm not sure if that implies he actually got the motel room he wanted or not

and I noticed this thumbnail. IG sure cut that thumbnail off at an interesting point didn't it

4 year old women indeed

and shit, I didn't know lucas was the EMH on voyager

and yes that is a real screenshot

 

[Narr Then]

Trolled by his own step dad.

Oof.