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The range has varied, but the upper number has always remained at 25. The lower number is subject to change, from 16-18.
💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
Instead of resting bitch face, Lucas has resting rape face.
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- 7 de Mar, 2018
man, do I ever pull in the negative ratings on this thread.
Now, when I see a Lucas food selfie what comes to mind is Lucas popping stool softeners.
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- 7 de Mar, 2018
I'm not sure if it's been brought up here, but he does have a communal bathroom with everyone else on his floor, which I'm sure is basically the seventh circle of hell.
The communal bathroom was brought up several pages back.
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- 23 de Sep, 2016
4 days of Mexican food, that's just what the gross old man who openly farts in public needs. Everyone thought Lucas was going too get kicked out of college because of telomerase sperging or by being a creep, but then here comes dirty, crapped briefs as the dark horse.
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- 7 de Mar, 2018
in which no one would play Carcassone with Lucas, so he threw the pieces around and decided that constituted a new game (probably).
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- 10 de Abr, 2013
He looks like he's going to rape that "food".
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- 21 de Jul, 2015
Is the board games thing because he has no TV, no Netflix, no PS4, and literally nothing else to do when he's in his room?
We all know he wastes his money, but he's hitting this stupid "make up board games" shit hard.
Actually, what am I saying?
It's not about telomeres, not about being a virtuous millennial-phile, and not about cheesy cucumbers.
This is the healthiest thing lucas has ever obsessed about.
...unless, as someone said, he's only using the games as a weak-ass attraction sign.
Has he said that, or is it just a guess based on the way he warps everything towards his love quest?
We all know he wastes his money, but he's hitting this stupid "make up board games" shit hard.
Actually, what am I saying?
It's not about telomeres, not about being a virtuous millennial-phile, and not about cheesy cucumbers.
This is the healthiest thing lucas has ever obsessed about.
...unless, as someone said, he's only using the games as a weak-ass attraction sign.
Has he said that, or is it just a guess based on the way he warps everything towards his love quest?
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- 7 de Mar, 2018
I'm pretty sure it is an attraction sign of sorts, since people have suggested going to game nights at local game shops and he's refused because he doesn't want to play with/ be around men.
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- 28 de Ene, 2018
Straight up refusing being around men.. Well I know why but that's so autistic and childish I don't even know where to begin. To be fair, most people (men and women) would also refuse to be around him I guess.
It's hard to believe that fuck is in his late 30s. He acts like his target demographic in women. (9-14)
It's hard to believe that fuck is in his late 30s. He acts like his target demographic in women. (9-14)
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- 7 de Mar, 2018
Lucas was going to "release" his much anticipated board game that he put together in like two weeks today, but instead I guess he's holding off and "releasing" the game where you throw shit at some other shit instead.
Note that in this case, release means that he's posting it for sale on a third party website that no one has ever heard of. This website also takes a ton of the profits. Lucas is bad at math.
Note that in this case, release means that he's posting it for sale on a third party website that no one has ever heard of. This website also takes a ton of the profits. Lucas is bad at math.
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- 30 de Sep, 2015
I'm dying but Lucas is not a fan
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- 10 de Abr, 2013
It's not harassment if it's lifelike.
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- 11 de Ene, 2017
Hahahaha! Someone actually paid money for that drawing to happen! I'd buy them a drink for hurting the Wern's feelers.
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- 28 de Ene, 2018
Actually the eyes on the drawing are slightly less rape-y so it's kind of a compliment in a way.
I take it he's still screwing up in his remedial math class.