💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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While it sucks knowing that we're on the final season, I am looking forward to who he blames the closer he gets to the end. I know it'll probably be the same thing he always reeees about, but I hope he throw in some new parties.
 
Vi0l3t dijo:
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I was about to call "bullshit" on that claim, but then looked up Kylie Jenner's age and realized she's like 26, so a few years too old for Lucas "age of consent memes" Werner...

(that being said we all know he'd still jump at the opportunity of dating a rich celeb woman he can mooch off of and anally fist...)
 
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Lol we know you do lazy fuck.
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The funny part is...you kind of already DO live in this system Lucas. You don't work (and haven't worked in forever) and you basically just have everything given to you within certain monthly limits. It just isn't the quality or quantity that you want and you can't feel like a big boy and deciding where to spend your monthly allotment (Thanks Mallon place!). As always, he's handed absolutely everything and yet it's never enough, and never good enough.
 
SteveGoatman dijo:
The funny part is...you kind of already DO live in this system Lucas. You don't work (and haven't worked in forever) and you basically just have everything given to you within certain monthly limits. It just isn't the quality or quantity that you want and you can't feel like a big boy and deciding where to spend your monthly allotment (Thanks Mallon place!). As always, he's handed absolutely everything and yet it's never enough, and never good enough.
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He wants that for himself and no one else. He just crams in the extra bullshit to attempt to make himself look good.
 
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No freak, you don't understand what you took from you. You chose not to take your meds, you chose not to work, you chose to be violent with the only partner you have ever and will ever have. You chose to let your sick degenerate desires control you. The sole person you have to blame, is the bloated corpse you see in the mirror. Hilarious that he's now referring to the elk kingdom as "tiny" now.
 
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First off, who the hell is he talking to? The Gen Z baes? They are supposed to just start a family with a fat ragman on welfare? Get real, tubby. He is disabled when he wants sympathy and other times he is plenty good.

So, he got some pepper jack cheese (it looks like) and some tortilla chips and is gonna bake a bunch of the cheese on top of the chips? Unreal. That sounds like a terrible thing to eat, but Lucas thinks it is plenty good and that the baes should be impressed with something like this.

I hope he is circling back around to wanting kids and the telomeres. He was off that for a while. I hope we get some moooing again about how he is "ready to be a dad".
 
Twrx dijo:
No freak, you don't understand what you took from you. You chose not to take your meds, you chose not to work, you chose to be violent with the only partner you have ever and will ever have. You chose to let your sick degenerate desires control you. The sole person you have to blame, is the bloated corpse you see in the mirror. Hilarious that he's now referring to the elk kingdom as "tiny" now.
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Came here to say the same thing. Suddenly 12 acres is "tiny"? What happened to all that bragging and making it sound like some vast expanse of wilderness with wildlife running through it like Bill Gates/Ted Turner have?
 
SteveGoatman dijo:
The funny part is...you kind of already DO live in this system Lucas. You don't work (and haven't worked in forever) and you basically just have everything given to you within certain monthly limits. It just isn't the quality or quantity that you want and you can't feel like a big boy and deciding where to spend your monthly allotment (Thanks Mallon place!). As always, he's handed absolutely everything and yet it's never enough, and never good enough.
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It would be funny (albeit it terrifying and oppressive) if we did live in Lucas's incel-marxist governance style where the government assigned mandated girlfriends to each according to his needs, and Lucas would still be mad that other dudes ended up with prettier and/or younger girlfriends or that he actually needs a whole harem of teenage girls...
 
Taken from the Lucas Werner Brokeposting FB page. Chef Lucas "Dr. Nigga Luke" is back at it with award winning dishes. Behold! White bread covered in a bunch of random condiments. Plenty good! Why, yes, ladies, he is unmarried.

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Anytime he goes on these cooking sprees, all I can think of is Randy in the episode where he wants to be a celebrity chef.
 
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