💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Telomere Savalas dijo:
Short version: Lucas has been homeless off and on since the only girlfriend he’s ever had (20ish years OLDER than him, hence his obsession with teens) had him thrown in jail for DV.
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From binging the thread, Lucas was homeless and living in his car, then lived with Cyril, then lived in a group home (where he burned all his things in the parking lot), then lived with Suzanne, then lived with Dan, then lived with the lesbians, then got catfished to Spokane, then was homeless, then fartbox, then homeless again, and with Mallon Place you are now here.
 
I completely forgot about the living with lesbians saga. God what a wildly autistic ride his life has been. Part of the reason I doubt the Mallon saga is truly the end of good content. Seems pretty anticlimactic.
 
I think one of his supposed 8 ex gfs was a girl he sat next to at a bonfire. Only the second most laughable ex, after the girl in 6th grade... Uh, when Lucas was in 6th grade too. I feel like I should specify that.
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He is completely obsessed with Jesus.
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No idea what this is about but I'm sure it's legit.
I'm thinking about making a Lucas food related video in about a week here btw.
 
WonderWino dijo:
'The meme has no hands'

What in the actual fuck is he talking about? I think mallon place needs to up his meds for a few days, cause he sounds unhinged
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I'm assuming he means the pink blob that he's labeled "religious people" has no visible arms or hands? And he's somehow relating to that to "Look Ma, no hands!"?

It makes no sense to me either, and I second the vote to up his meds...

Edit: Further proof of brain damage. Seriously, there was a point when, even though everything he posted was no less insane, people familiar with Lucas and his tropes could understand what he was trying to get across with these stupid memes. That's a rubicon we crossed a long time ago. Now the only memes Lucas posts that make any sense are the ones he steals from other people. Everything he creates himself is total nonsense:

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So, he goes from a plea to atheists, his usual anti-christianity shit, to complaining about capitalism?

Everything Lucas identifies with just gloms together in his brain, huh? Atheism, anti-capitalism, it's all the same. You're either like Lucas, or you're evil.
 
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"Did an online interview for a place"? What kind of place, tubby? A new group home for the exceptional? Surely not a place of employment, right? Tell us more, fatty. And yes Lucas is sooooo intelligent.
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I like to take long breaks from the Wern, then read a hundred or more pages at once. These last... 155 pages, have been less of a downward spiral and more of a rocket propelled nosedive into madness. You can see the glow from the compressive heating on his sanity. A re-entering orbital craft comes down slower and more gently than Lucas did here.
 
spiritofamermaid dijo:
From binging the thread, Lucas was homeless and living in his car,
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Eerily similar to lucas, right down to the board games

....Though ricky is quite a bit smarter than lucas will ever be, and has a wife and kid that lucas will never have. Imagine being upstaged by ricky of all people

Jeep1971 dijo:
Just what a girl wants to cuddle up to. A greasy hobo who smells like ass-cheese, piss and gangrene.
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You left out the onions

Da Dude123 dijo:
"Did an online interview for a place"? What kind of place, tubby? A new group home for the exceptional? Surely not a place of employment, right? Tell us more, fatty. And yes Lucas is sooooo intelligent.
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'I need a bae to call home of atheist'

What the fuck does that sentence even mean? and I seriously doubt he actually did any online interviews, considering he's got an eviction history and is on a no rent list anybody renting any kind of unit would have disqualified him as a renter before they even got to that stage
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert dijo:
I'm assuming he means the pink blob that he's labeled "religious people" has no visible arms or hands? And he's somehow relating to that to "Look Ma, no hands!"?

It makes no sense to me either, and I second the vote to up his meds...

Edit: Further proof of brain damage. Seriously, there was a point when, even though everything he posted was no less insane, people familiar with Lucas and his tropes could understand what he was trying to get across with these stupid memes. That's a rubicon we crossed a long time ago. Now the only memes Lucas posts that make any sense are the ones he steals from other people. Everything he creates himself is total nonsense:

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So, he goes from a plea to atheists, his usual anti-christianity shit, to complaining about capitalism?

Everything Lucas identifies with just gloms together in his brain, huh? Atheism, anti-capitalism, it's all the same. You're either like Lucas, or you're evil.
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He is trying his best to appear smart, which he thinks will attract the ladies. Ultimately because his messed up non functioning brain can not comprehend anything else.

Smart people keep their beliefs/non beliefs to themselves.
 
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This actually makes a lot of sense.

After all, God said: "Let there be pedophiles!", and then there was Lucas, so there ya go.

Too bad God never said: "Let there be brain cells!" when he was creating Lucas, though.
 
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