💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Lucas is paying at least $57/month for a phone plan, which as I always note, he can get unlimited phone service and internet for free currently.

I eagerly await to see how he gets himself kicked out of Mallon Place.
 
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The Freak complained to Mallon Place? If he did I hope after management "considers" his complaint they tell him if he doesn't like it to pack up his things and hit the road.

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mothman96 dijo:
Besides not having the money he wants after Mallon Place gets paid I get the feeling the Freak hates it because he gets the cold shoulder from the other residents. That's why he wanted to "buy" his way in with "his" guy. Also it bugs the hell out of him it came out Mallon Place is an assisted living facility.

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"I hate Mallon Place!!!" ???

REALLY?

The fat faggot can't help but bite the hand that feeds him, can he?

I wonder if Lucas makes clear to the staff, who clean and feed him, just how much he hates what they're doing for him. Somehow I think not. The fat faggot is nothing if not a keyboard warrior, and an enormous coward.

Edit: If Lucas Werns himself out of this roof over his head, I hope no one ever gives him a chance, ever again. There needs to be an addendum to Lucas's file, that delineates how he spits in the face of everything that's provided to him, how he tells the internet that he hates every situation that's ever given to him, and how nothing is ever good enough for him. The next time Lucas is lying in the gutter, with no feet, telling people they need to save him from suicide, I hope the Voices on the Wind follow the example of Rorschach's journal, and whisper "no".
 
Lol! The rent is too damn high! Oh, man. I hope he asked management to lower his rent. That would have gone up like a lead balloon.

Now that reality is setting in for Lucas that he basically has no money, he is going to be getting more and more angry. Hopefully leading to a chimpout that he will film.

He really had it good in his fart box. But he had to be a tard and bounce the stairs and demand puss puss.
 
Honestly, Lucas isn't even looking at this in the right way, no surprise there obviously. He's not just paying Mallon Place for rent, he's paying them for cleaning, for security, for cooking, for medical care, probably for therapy of some kind, all of those individual bills get totaled up. 24-hour a day, 7 days a week supervision. Utilities like electricity and water as well, of course... All of that for less than $700 a month?

Sounds like a deal to me.

Edit:. I'm glad his EBT is gone, since all he used it for was an unsuccessful bargaining point to try to lure in underage girls, and obviously to fatten himself to heretofore undocumented Hutt levels.
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert dijo:
Honestly, Lucas isn't even looking at this in the right way, no surprise there obviously. He's not just paying Mallon Place for rent, he's paying them for cleaning, for security, for cooking, for medical care, probably for therapy of some kind, all of those individual bills get totaled up. Utilities like electricity and water as well, of course... All of that for less than $700 a month?

Sounds like a deal to me.
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But now he can't self sooth with 30 dollar steaks.

He must be fuming because doing that was about his only pleasure in life.

That and weed, which he can't afford anymore either.
 
Since Lucas says he can't work, can't get a job, someone needs to remind him how many jobs he applied for over the past 10 years when his feet were functioning. Well, functioning as well as duck feet that point east and west, and have to live underneath the hulk of his disgusting urine, B.O., and onion smelling carcass, that is.

Does anyone think that Mallon Place has the ability to put Lucas on a medically-mandated restrictive diet, with the goal of helping deal with his diabetic foot ulcers? Doesn't sound so strange to me; people in the hospital get short term medically mandated diets all the time, depending on their recovery symptoms and the conditions they're dealing with.

Boy, that would really make fatty fume and fuss, wouldn't it?

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GleamingTheQ-Bert dijo:
Honestly, Lucas isn't even looking at this in the right way, no surprise there obviously. He's not just paying Mallon Place for rent, he's paying them for cleaning, for security, for cooking, for medical care, probably for therapy of some kind, all of those individual bills get totaled up. 24-hour a day, 7 days a week supervision. Utilities like electricity and water as well, of course... All of that for less than $700 a month?

Sounds like a deal to me.

Edit:. I'm glad his EBT is gone, since all he used it for was an unsuccessful bargaining point to try to lure in underage girls, and obviously to fatten himself to heretofore undocumented Hutt levels.
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Of course, Lucas isn't. Mallon Place is meant for old people that struggle to do any daily tasks, people that can't walk to a store to buy food, not for fat faggots to waddle downtown everyday and recklessly burn all their money creeping out teenage girls.

I'm also glad his EBT is gone. I assume it should have been when he went to Mallon Place, but these things slip through the cracks sometimes.

I can't wait until he's homeless and crying again how everyone is evil for not placating him.
 
Man there is something so satisfying watching Lucas finally come to grips with the situation he put himself in. The chickens are coming home to roost as they say.

He is bitching he has no money, but at Mallon Place he is living his ideal communist life. All things are provided for him, a bed, food, medical, cleaning, security... THIS IS HIS COMMUNIST UTOPIA! He is living the dream!

And to top it off isn’t a moneyless society also part of his dream? Now he gets to live that too.

Guess what Lucas? You have now received the very life you’ve dreamed about!

I guess the lesson here for Lucas is, “beware what you ask for”, eh?

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And he's complaining that he can't walk because they put casts on his feet to help them heel.

So take the fucking casts off and let your feet get worse, Lucas. What the fuck do you want?
 
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