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💀 HorrorcowLucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
Few thoughts before I dump most of the good Tiktok stuff
1. Wouldn't let me download the clips onto my phone for whatever reason, but lol at how he so persistently glares into the camera like a crazy person while having a crazy person wall of text. Why the hell does he think this attracts zoomers?
2. Dr. Nigga regular has some of the text off screen. The dude is legit retarded.
3. Some of these may be older pics/clips, judging by the facial hair. Though it's always hard to tell because of the way he consistently looks at the camera like a lunatic without doing anything.
4. Curiously enough, there's no new content on the previous Tiktok
Now onto the show
Dr. Nigga, what are they accusing you for???
Only grabbed because of the fat and retarded look on his face, LOL.
I don't think those overlap is whatsoever, Lucas.
I think they're still gonna avoid you.
ROFL. So wait. Let's say they had 2 million dollars when they retired 26 years ago... That money is gone, and you're not getting any, LOL. Jesus he is retarded with money.
So many things to say, but you should probably specify what you mean by "my place" before they arrive.
Dear Jesus. More inheritance mooing. Lucas absolutely thinks he's getting a massive inheritance, LOL. He's so giddy about them dying.
What do you bring to the table though?
So how does this explain why none of them will date you?
I can't believe he thinks that face is gonna attack a zoomer.
Lucas, by default everyone is a bigot against you.
And then a smattering of Lucas getting rolled over in the comments.
I wish his parents would see all the posts of him gleefully rubbing his hands, boasting about all the inheritance loot he is going to receive when they kick the bucket in the near future (but of course he wishes they would live forever)!
The best outcome would be if they left him a pittance amount like $500, but otherwise, a trust that disburses a couple of hundred bucks a month until it runs dry is probably the best he can hope for.
I wish his parents would see all the posts of him gleefully rubbing his hands, boasting about all the inheritance loot he is going to receive when they kick the bucket in the near future (but of course he wishes they would live forever)!
The best outcome would be if they left him a pittance amount like $500, but otherwise, a trust that disburses a couple of hundred bucks a month until it runs dry is probably the best he can hope for.
I'd be interested in actually seeing Lucas come into a lot of money especially at a lump sum. I'd love to see what he posts for starters. At the very least he's going to go all quiet about the distribution of wealth but it would be even funnier if he suddenly started backpedaling. And it's not impossible to see Lucas do a full 180 on his beliefs when he benefits from it. But I definitely see some insane flexing on the wealth. But the best part about it would be how he loses it. Pissing it away because of his poor impulse control, getting scammed by some catfish, the medical bills after his health takes a nosedive because of him gorging himself on food he shouldn't be eating; the possibilities are practically endless.
I wish his parents would see all the posts of him gleefully rubbing his hands, boasting about all the inheritance loot he is going to receive when they kick the bucket in the near future (but of course he wishes they would live forever)!
The best outcome would be if they left him a pittance amount like $500, but otherwise, a trust that disburses a couple of hundred bucks a month until it runs dry is probably the best he can hope for.
The best outcome would be for such a trust to be created but thats designed to provide just enough each month to ensure he no longer qualifies for any kind of government financial aid or tugboat, that is designed to run out a year or so after getting it and set up so that its entirely contingent on him behaving himself and explicitly not publicly posting about wanting to date zooner baes or telomeres, while being taxed in some way by the government so he gets considerably less than what he makes now in the end so he would have to pay for everything out of his own pocket
He would absolutely fuck it up in record time and be out on his ass on the street. It would be the best fuck you his parents could ever give to him, while still making it look like they provided for him and were trying to help him and that he fucked himself over
Either that or do an even bigger fuck you and create a trust with a fairly large inheritance but one that explicitly requires him to marry before receiving a penny from it, has the same restrictions as above and explicitly states the wife must be at least 35 years old to qualify and if he ever gets divorced or any abuse accusations of any kind are ever made against him that he immediately loses the trust fund
Lucas would go fucking ballistic at either of those scenarios. If we thought the screaming for someone ot marry him was bad now its nothing compared to the frantic desperation he would be screeching about to get that money
HackerX dijo:
So many things to say, but you should probably specify what you mean by "my place" before they arrive.
It really speaks volumes of how truly stupid and incapable of thinking ahead lucas is that it never occurs to him that even if someone took him up on this offer that he can't just invite some random woman into a tardhouse and cook dinner for them. Its not his house and aside from the fact he's not even legally supposed to be using that stove, nobody is supposed to be providing food to people that don't actually live there. As always lucas just thinks he can do whatever he wants in a place just because he lives there and use everything to his advantage. He'd be lucky if he didn't get his ass kicked out after somebody showed up for it. Not to mention 'come on over to my tard house for dinner' isn't any womans idea of an appropriate date
HackerX dijo:
Dear Jesus. More inheritance mooing. Lucas absolutely thinks he's getting a massive inheritance, LOL. He's so giddy about them dying.
Its astounding how little understanding lucas has of money or how normal people use it. 1.3 million is not very much money at all and won't even buy a decent house in alot of areas. Hell the house I grew up in sold for over 3 million a few years ago and its completely uninsulated, cold, damp log shithole with a driveway you can't use if it freezes over for weeks at a time. What didn't go to taxes went to buying a new house, fixing it up and everyday living. Lucas just hears the word 'million' and thinks his parents are scrooge mcduck rich with larry no doubt swimming in literal swimming pools filled with money and myrna living like shes a hollywood A lister. Like you said the money is long gone. Hell that amount of money works out to $50,000 a year income. They just got it in a lump sum and weren't working afterwards so they have absolutely been living on it. Alot of people make that or more these days, a 50k salary is hardly what anybody would call rich these days. That isn't even getting into the costant moving and trips to mexico and hawaii and shit they've been doing
and of course, lucas is being manipulative and thinks adding 'but I totally want them to live forever' at the end there will convince people he's not being greedy and salivating like a xenomorph at the thought of getting a big chunk of money in the near future. He's so transparent. It never even occurs to him that normal people don't say shit like that publicly and the ones that do are greedy idiots that are very obviously eager and greedy for people to die. Lucas thinks the fact they mentioned it at all means he's getting a bunch of money and that there has to be a bunch of money in the first place
I'd laugh my ass off if there actually was a big chunk left over and his brothers got together and had lucas declared mentally incompetent to manage the money to try to prevent any inheritence being given to him directly and just stuck in a trust that went directly to the government to pay for his upkeep.. That would lead to the chimpout of all chimpouts. Full on planet of the apes chimpout tier from lucas
That said I really wonder how lucas will try to spin things when there isn't anything for him to get. Will he try to claim his brothers fucked him over? Maybe that his parents started believing the 'lies' about him online and fucked him over? Will he just ignore the whole thing after an angry rant stage and pretent it never happened a week later? Probably not, he's been wanting it for so long there is no way he'd be able to not rant about it for awhile at least
HackerX dijo:
So how does this explain why none of them will date you?
I see lucas doesn't understand the very well known phrase correlation does not equal causation. I bet he couldn't pass a middle school level science class
Also holy shit those comments. If the drinking age was 15 would you drink at 15? Your question isn't quite the gotcha you think it is is exactly the gotcha he thinks it is and lucas flat out made his exact point for him and it too stupid to realize it. Lucas explicitly admitted he would absolutely fuck a 15 year old if they lowered the age of consent to 15. This proves that he sees 15 year olds as perfectly legitimate options for a man his age and only claims not to want anything to do with them (despite his history of literally hitting on and trying to groom 15 year olds) because the law currently says thats illegal and lucas doesn't want to go to jail. It does not occur to lucas that the reason normal people do not fuck 15 year olds isn't because the law says its illegal but because they have no interest in them and understand they are not at all compatible or practical for any kind of relationship for middle aged men and that even if they were to legalize it they still wouldn't be interested. Lucas thinks exactly like a predator and has textbook predator reasoning and logic
and of course, lucas resorts to insults even when nobody is insulting to him, and of course those insults include slurs against gays and implying the person he's arguing with is a closet homosexual. Lucas sure does hate the gays doesn't he. How progressive of him
and LOL at his you don't even believe trans people are what they say they are as some kind of insult. Ok lucas. So if some 20 year old mtf troon tells you he's a woman and wants to take you up on that steak dinner and date you and be your zoomer bae girlfriend you're going to take her up on on it right? After all YOU believe a troon is what they say they are, right? You wouldn't want to out yourself as a homophobic, hypocritical bigot by refusing now would you lucas
Yeah, he would spend it all on restaurants, board games, weed, and trying to snag his zoomer bae. He would inevitably get scammed of a sizable portion, no doubt.
But as to the chances of him getting a 6 figure lump sum inheritance, I'm afraid he drew this one from the deck
Lucas, the best thing for your parents to do is give you little if any money. An ABLE account would be a waste for your situation, and you would just moo about getting none of that money. The biggest mistake would be giving you a lump sum, you spend it all immediately on expensive restaurants and junk, and then you lose your disability tugboat.
Since the fat fuck himself just won't die, seeing what happens when Myrna kicks the bucket it the next thing I'm looking forward to in Lucas' saga. The million dollar figure comes from Lucas himself so it's probably a lie, but even if it isn't, with inflation, a million in 2000 isn't a lot. Myra and Larry also seem to have pissed a lot of it away with their yearly vacations. But there's still their house. Which of course depends on which of them dies last and what they have set up, if the survivor even stays in it. But then Lucas has cow luck. But then maybe the majority of that goes to keeping him alive.
How many kids does Larry have? Lucas says 4 kids in his post, but I thought it was just him and his two brothers. Unless Myrna took the time to make sure he precious baby boy has his portion locked down, if she goes first he isn't seeing shit.
I guess I think the most likely case is Lucas getting ~10,000 and blowing it all on stuffing his fat psycho face.
Since the fat fuck himself just won't die, seeing what happens when Myrna kicks the bucket it the next thing I'm looking forward to in Lucas' saga. The million dollar figure comes from Lucas himself so it's probably a lie, but even if it isn't, with inflation, a million in 2000 isn't a lot. Myra and Larry also seem to have pissed a lot of it away with their yearly vacations. But there's still their house. Which of course depends on which of them dies last and what they have set up, if the survivor even stays in it. But then Lucas has cow luck. But then maybe the majority of that goes to keeping him alive.
How many kids does Larry have? Lucas says 4 kids in his post, but I thought it was just him and his two brothers. Unless Myrna took the time to make sure he precious baby boy has his portion locked down, if she goes first he isn't seeing shit.
I guess I think the most likely case is Lucas getting ~10,000 and blowing it all on stuffing his fat psycho face.
- The 1.3 million number isn't too unrealistic assuming Larry was responsible.
- However, that same 1.3 million is what Larry and Myrna have been relying on for more than 25 years. While they may have made some gains if they only pulled out what they needed to live off of, and Larry/Myrna could have taken an off job here and there, they have almost certainly depleted the vast majority of it.
- My favorite part was now Lucas absolutely believed that they told him specifically that they retired on 1.3 million was because they were gonna give it all to him. What's crazy to me is the duality between Lucas's childish notion of 'they told me this because they're gonna give me all the money!' and his parents's telling him this because they were trying to treat him like an adult by informing him how they are planning for their deaths. TBH, while that makes sense in the case of normal adult children, I have no fucking idea what would possess Myrna and Larry to inform Lucas to that degree.
- Who knows about the number of inheritors. While Dr. Nigga mentioned it, I wholely believe he thinks he's getting 1.3 million all to himself because he's retarded. He can't comprehend the inheritance getting split because he's greedy, nor can he comprehend the concept of money in general.
- Overall, I just love how giddy he is about their demise while being so bad at hiding it. Then layer 'Get in while it's cheap, zoomer baes! I'm about to be a not commodity!' on top of his perpetual rich people mooing , and it's all just LOL.
Lucas casually announcing he's thinking like a rapist. Jesus.
I'll always appreciate everything being so lost on him. Dr. Nigga, what do you think you've been doing for decades, if not coping and seething?
Another older TT that I think I missed yesterday.
Is he coming out?
Oh, man, I am glad we have circled back to trying to impress the baby zooms about an impending inheritance. Lucas is both dumb and autistic so he doesn't understand how in any culture posting about how you're going to get money when your parents die is very inappropriate. He thinks it is all plenty good and that the baby zooms who totes hate money will also be impressed with his fat ass getting money.
I have a very hard time believing Larry and Myrna talked to his bovine ass about their money. Myrna seems like an idiot and she raised a cow of a son, but that is truly exceptional if she talked to that greedy, low IQ, fat cow about her finances.
People on SSI or as we like to call it "tugboat checks", can only have $2000 to their name. If they have more money than that on paper, the Social Security Administration can cancel their tugboat. And once it is cancelled you have to reapply to get it back, which is a long drawn out process.
It would be hysterical if Lucas got a modest sum and it got him kicked off his tugboat and cancelled his payee and also got him booted from the African run flop home. Lucas would likely live in the Motel 6 for a while and it would be like when he was gorging himself on Door Dash. After that, he would be back on the streets of Spokane. Unfortunately for him, he is banned from most homeless shelters.
Likely Lucas will get absolutely nothing and like I said, no one will pay for him to go to Arizona for a funeral or wake. If Myrna dies before Lucas it will be a very interesting time.
Likely Lucas will get absolutely nothing and like I said, no one will pay for him to go to Arizona for a funeral or wake. If Myrna dies before Lucas it will be a very interesting time.
Indeed. Assuming Myrna passes before Lucas, I am very curious how this will play out. Especially after last week's Myrna-induced manic episode. I honestly have no idea, and a big piece of that is I'm of the belief Lucas doesn't truly understand the concept of death. That, Lucas's bizarre reaction to anything involving his mom, and the inheritance he believes he'll be receiving are gonna make for interesting times
It's all so crazy how Dr. Nigga perceives and interacts with the world. In his mind, zoomer baes don't have any choice but to date him. Similarly, he thinks his manipulation skills are so extraordinary by professing that it's actually everyone else who views women as sex objects, but not him. Even though anyone who becomes remotely aware of him can quickly sniff out how utterly full of shit he is within minutes, while having zero idea that's the case.
Comments from one of Lucas's post that was incoherent. You know, the one amongst the zillions of incoherent posts he makes.
LOL. Jew-sperging is the only politics/economics mooing that's entertaining.
Seems like a lot of his Tiktok content is just rehashing Facebook content, except with a deranged picture. The other Tiktok account was better because it actually had some different stuff.
I'm very curious about his overall thought process for why the content between his TikTok accounts are so different, especially since he's ceased posting on the old one. While I get that he wants people to believe he just joined Tiktok, the fact his content is so different is just bizarre. I guess it gives credence that the other account may have not been him (even though I'm 99.9% sure it was), it's like the different Tiktok account exist in different sections of his fractured brain.
What I really wanna know is if Lucas even really remembers the old account, how he posted on it, etc. because I legitimately believe he's damn near completely forgot everything about it. That sounds retarded, but Lucas's dysfunctional brain works on mysterious ways, and he likely just forgot everything once someone mentioned picking up zoomers on Tiktok. Not like that wasn't what he was using it before, but it wouldn't shock me if that advice unlocked some type of cheat code neuron in his brain. Where it allowed Dr. Nigga to simply write off the old account in his mind because he inferred that he wasn't using Tiktok correctly.
Again. It sounds retarded, but this is Lucas we're talking about. Logic and rationale work in a completely different way for him. "Work" is obviously relative, as well as doing A LOT of heavy lifting, but your bgrt the point.
It's hilarious how little a grasp of finances Lucas has. Making $1.3mil over a career isn't uncommon, and it doesn't mean they're rich.
Sure, they can afford a nice lifestyle, but unless they're making investments in property or stocks etc instead of going on vacations all the time, there's not going to be much left over.
People on SSI or as we like to call it "tugboat checks", can only have $2000 to their name. If they have more money than that on paper, the Social Security Administration can cancel their tugboat. And once it is cancelled you have to reapply to get it back, which is a long drawn out process.
Honestly, unless Lucas gets a good amount of money, I have no faith this will happen. A lot of things that are written on the books to happen, or that used to happen, or should happen, just don't anymore. What I think will happen, no matter the amount he gets, is that his migrant caretakers will try to extort him. They have a family member will keep that money under wraps and he can stay where he is and still get money for his sushi peanutbutter steaks, as long as he gives them 15%. Otherwise enjoy being out on your own again, fatboy.
And if they don't, someone certainly will. Lucas's comprehension, or lack thereof more appropriately, doesn't simply stop when it comes to value above $10. He doesn't really understand it's a finite resource in the context of personal spending, or in the context of macroeconomics for that matter, based on his insane mooing.
For example, let's assume Dr. Nigga has received $100 in gibs, hasn't blown it on food already, but intends to because ofc. Lucas isn't truly aware that he'll no longer have $100 after he spends it on food, until after he's already spent it on food. It's legitimately like the $100 just evaporates for no reason in his mind. He's aware the $100 is gone, but simply doesn't comprehend that it's because he spent it.
Being as literally retarded as Dr. Nigga is, along with being extremely gullable, meek, and delusional on top of it, and it's only a matter of time for a nefarious actor to take advantage of him.
No Lucas. They're thinking you're creepy as fuck, and it's not just 21 year old men. It's basically every human with a halfway functional brain.
If only I could look into his brain and figure out where the disconnect from reality is occuring since 20+ years of this shit is absolutely insane.
Lucas, I have a hunch that the notion of homelessness is vastly different than it was during biblical times.
Says man who has never worked 40 hours a week in his life, and barely 40 hours total. There's a reason wages are generally based on skill, and that a lot of people in poverty are there for reasons beyond low pay. Hell, the notion of poverty in the West is vastly different than elsewhere too. Almost to the point where poverty in the US would be a life of luxury in a shithole.
For someone who likes himself to a silverback gorilla, he sure seems to miss the part where the reigning alpha male is inevitably usurped by a by a younger, more fit male.
Also lol like Lucas isn't afraid of 21 year old dudes.
Porn. If you added up the hours he's probably spent an entire uninterrupted decade watching the most degen barely legal porn he can find.
He's looking like he's going to burst out of his shirts lmao, like his group home's got some looney tunes bike pump airing him up just out of frame.
As for tiktok, you need to screen record if the creator turned off downloads. Also his interaction stats are hilarious. Tiktok is pretty linear with correlations: views, likes, comments, favorites, in that order.
To have comments 3x your likes just means he only has troll interactions
Ahh. That makes sense. I assume that setting is disabled on default because you could occasionally download clips from his other channel. Either way, I'll keep it in mind if/when he posts an actual video, or where his face is more deranged than usual. 99% of the time, the way he'll gaze into the camera is virtually indistinct from the thousands of other times he's done that.
My favorite thing is how he gets such a wide variety of troll interactions. Some are blissfully unaware's existence of Dr. Nigga, take his moo seriously, and quickly point out how blatantly retarded he is. Others feign approval to enable him, and so on and so on.
1. You are being manipulative Lucas, when you offer none of the advantages that 'older men' provide.
2. LOL at randomly interweaving "quiet quitting" in there for no discernable reason.
3. Also LOL on 'it's actually the younger men who are being manipulative'. I've said this a zillion times, but I'd love to see what goes through his brain when he posts shit like this. On one hand, Lucas is absolutely aware he's lying with the hopes a zoomer bae will succumb to his retardation and swoon for him. On the other, I also don't think he truly understands he's fundamentally lying here. He's plenty good and all, and a zoomer bae would be fortunate to land a man like him. Lucas is an older man and all! He's got everything that older men got going for him like... uhhhh... he's older!
LOL. How the shit he says makes sense in his brain astounds me.
God. Firstly, that image. Just Jesus. I know you're trying to appear... friendly... or something, but it's not accomplishing what you want to accomplish.
Secondly, similar to above. You don't offer any of the maturity that an 'older man' provides. FFS dude, I'll say it again. The only thing mature about you is that you're biologically older. That works against you here, bud.
Why does he always fuck up the text positioning?
Copying shit from Facebook, and glaring into the camera fatly.
More nice guy/incel bullshit. More specifically ranting about the friend zone.
Lucas, you’re not one of those good men. Also, if you’re just friends with someone for the sake of eventually sleeping with them, that means you’re not a friend.
That’s some serious cope there. Going from “not dating me makes you a bigot” to “if you don’t date me you’ll regret it later” just shows how desperate you are Lucas.
And as always, Lucas can’t handle it when someone disagrees with him. It’d be funny to watch him actually try and argue his points in a debate.
