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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votos: 46 9.1%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votos: 60 11.9%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votos: 82 16.2%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votos: 163 32.2%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votos: 19 3.8%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votos: 27 5.3%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votos: 56 11.1%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votos: 53 10.5%
  • Total de votantes
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Plato warned of this.
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Though I doubt he could have conceived of someone like Lou getting even the least amount of power.
 
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I say we congratulate Lou on his "hard won" victory against that heckin' "fascism". I for one eagerly await him quitting in a huff the moment he is expected to do anything more than fill up space and use oxygen. We know how taxing it is for him to do much else, and I'm sure it's some sort of 'phobic to expect it of him.
 
Being a precinct committee officer is a thankless job that involves attending a lot of soul-killing meetings and serving on committees, all without pay. No way is Lou up to the task. I give him a month.
 
Norman B. Normal dijo:
Being a precinct committee officer is a thankless job that involves attending a lot of soul-killing meetings and serving on committees, all without pay. No way is Lou up to the task. I give him a month.
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I give him the first day when he's expected to have a meeting at a normal work hour. Not getting to sleep in until 2 PM is heckin transphobia!
 
The Skeksis Emperor dijo:
This is so exciting! I await the first massive meltdown that comes as soon as someone slightly disagrees with Lou or doesn't realise he's a true and honest laiydee.
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Or someone coming into the meeting, such as one of the other council members or a resident, with a stack of print-outs of his social media posts "So, tell me, what did you mean when you said 'I hate all children. I wish every child was dead.' on Threads? This is your account, right? Here you are under your account talking about running for this position, and here you are again speaking about being a resident under same account. So what did you mean by saying you wish all children were dead? You know most of us on this council have children and want them to be safe in our community, right?"
 
Apparently, Lou doesn't know who the Norn Iron are protesting. Hint: It is not Englishmen.
He is so desperate to have a personality or a cause that he tries to skinwalk the injustices and greivances of groups to which he has no attachment.
So much so, that it caused him to cut off his testicles just so he could have that feeling of belonging.

I support his right to be a genetic dead-end,
 
Botchy Galoop dijo:
Apparently, Lou doesn't know who the Norn Iron are protesting. Hint: It is not Englishmen.
He is so desperate to have a personality or a cause that he tries to skinwalk the injustices and greivances of groups to which he has no attachment.
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Yep, In Lou's world view it can't be that the Irish are fed up with an out group that are refusing to integrate and keep being violent. No, they must have decided to attack the English bogeymen that live rent free in Lou's head. But we can't expect much from someone who has admitted that the furthest he has gone from his home is the closest large city, that being Pittsburg. For our boy here it's just another day that ends in Y and another chance to tilt at windmills.
 
The Dude dijo:
A forty-something-year-old man getting excited for animal-shaped chicken nuggies is just oh so mature. Totally an adult thing to get all hot and bothered for, and not at all childish.
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I think if you are an adult with a job and/or friends and/or purpose in life, you're allowed to enjoy the occasional shark-shaped chicken nuggets as part of a balanced diet.

Novelty food is a small pleasure on the inexorable road to the grave.

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Phalanges Mycologist dijo:
A shop by mine has recently started selling hash brown dinosaurs, I am a big fan of them and I am not ashamed to say I have had fry ups recently with lots of artistic placement and Baked Beans are a extremely versatile food stuff in the art department.

What can I say, Food is my media.
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Lou, however, has a life that's nothing but comfort, cheap luxury and diversion. He has not earned his tendies.

He should also question why shark nuggies are chicken and not fish, but maybe that's how you know you're too autistic for shark nuggies.
 
Aunt Carol dijo:
I think if you are an adult with a job and/or friends and/or purpose in life, you're allowed to enjoy the occasional shark-shaped chicken nuggets as part of a balanced diet.

Novelty food is a small pleasure on the inexorable road to the grave.

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Lou, however, has a life that's nothing but comfort, cheap luxury and diversion. He has not earned his tendies.

He should also question why shark nuggies are chicken and not fish, but maybe that's how you know you're too autistic for shark nuggies.
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I totally agree. I'm not going to begrudge an otherwise functional grown-up the occasional childish indulgence. Hell, I loves me the hell outta cotton candy or bubblegum flavored ice cream. But most adults enjoying a favorite food from childhood, or indulging in a treat most often associated with little kids, typically aren't going to go fishing for attention and ass-pats about it on social media. The exception I could see is if it is something they haven't had since they were actually kids and they enjoyed having it again so much that they decided to wax nostalgic about it: "Oh man, I haven't had mac 'n cheese with hotdogs since I was probably eight or nine, but I decided to make some for my two year old and had a bowl for myself. Man, did it take me back!" And as you said so succinctly, it just doesn't hit the same when it's coming from someone who has basically lived their entire forty-plus year life as a 500lb toddler.
 
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