Looking to Kiwis for advice

[Space_Dandy]

I feel a rite dandy shit coming on. This might be the biggest one of my whole life. Kiwis, what should I do? One option I'm leaning towards is driving down to Florida and leaving it on Moon's front porch for him.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

He’s not in florida anymore

 

[Justtocheck]

Do it in your nearest recruiting station.

 

[Cats]

He’s not in florida anymore

I remembered an old chat user who said he was in Ukraine and I had shuffled it to the back of my mind and then when the attacks started I was all like "oh man I hope you're okay" and then I felt dumb because I was probably lied to all that time ago. oh well.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

I remembered an old chat user who said he was in Ukraine and I had shuffled it to the back of my mind and then when the attacks started I was all like "oh man I hope you're okay" and then I felt dumb because I was probably lied to all that time ago. oh well.

At one time he was in the Ukraine, but he left awhile ago

 

[Space_Dandy]

Do it in your nearest recruiting station.

Do you think the US military would appreciate me leaving them this gift? Perhaps they would see it as a good gesture, offering them ammunition for chemical warfare.

 

[Justtocheck]

Do you think the US military would appreciate me leaving them this gift? Perhaps they would see it as a good gesture, offering them ammunition for chemical warfare.

They'll probably take it to Ukraine if Poland gets invaded. Why not?

 

[Space_Dandy]

At one time he was in the Ukraine, but he left awhile ago

Looks like he lives in Serbia now. Unfortunately I don't think I can hold back this veritable deluge for an entire day of trans-Atlantic travel. Do you think he would still like it if I boxed it up for him and mailed it?

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Looks like he lives in Serbia now. Unfortunately I don't think I can hold back this veritable deluge for an entire day of trans-Atlantic travel. Do you think he would still like it if I boxed it up for him and mailed it?

No two finer things in life than a new car smell or a 1 week old shit smell

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Squat outside and start to poop.
Let it grown into a great poop mountain and then suffocate once the poo mountain can no longer support your weight and you get sucked right in.

You'll be the spirit of poo mountain and then you'll get your very own Scooby Doo episode.
But it'll be the reboot of that shitty 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo.
Sorry.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

 

[Realistic Elephant]

Here I sit, broken hearted...went to shit and only farted.

 

[Shiversblood]

The cruel cruel summer Florida sun blistering the eyes of everyone im dying. Almost. Ok i survived.

 

[Haint]

Shitting on someone's porch is a everyday Floridian custom. Sure, if you just want to be one of the crowd. Going to have to something involving an alligator, meth and a golf cart

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Go to a store and find the nearest empty handicapped bathroom stall.