Looking my best while hacking your base - The discovery for trendy and rare clothing

[starfiresofparadice]

Good morning Kiwis!

I would like to buy some trendy and fashionable hacker clothing so that I may do my hacking while looking my best. I wonder if any of you fair denizens might tell me where I might find rare and quality clothing made for hackers like ourselves?

Thank you for any help you can provide!

Hail Joshua Moon!

 

[Black Waltz]

are you for real?

 

[starfiresofparadice]

Have you never had an urge to be fashionable, unique, and trendy while going about your daily activities? How else might we reflect the tastes of our soul externally? How else might we outspokenly tell the worlds who we are? Choosing the right clothes is a fundamental tenant of being Human, and demonstrating our place within the Human caste system.

 

[RI 360]

First you'll need a chasity belt, and nipple clamps attached to a nine volt battery.

 

[Coldgrip]

First you'll need a chasity belt, and nipple clamps attached to a nine volt battery.

Don't forget the duct tape for his mouth.

 

[IV 445]

Um, just look at the clothing on The Matrix and Halt and Catch Fire if you need inspiration. All black clothing, leather, limo black sunglasses and a blank expression are all you need.

As for haircut, keep it short

 

[RG 448]

the hacker style is boxer shorts. Anything more and youre trying too hard

 

[ES 148]

Jam a cable into the back of your neck. If you're the One, it should just connect fine. If not, the world's down one crazy.

 

[Cthulu]

Why don't you just use your fursuit. I know you have one or 4.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Leather. The answer is leather from head to toe. Spiked leather shoulder pads on top of leather clothes.

 

[Clintonberg]

There's been talk of this super secret retailer that caters to the unique needs of exceptional individuals like us. Though I'm not 100% certain that it has anything to do with the black market, I wouldn't be surprised if it does. Do some digging around the deep web for "the hot topic" and see what you can find. Good luck.

 

[Coldgrip]

There's been talk of this super secret retailer that caters to the unique needs of exceptional individuals like us. Though I'm not 100% certain that it has anything to do with the black market, I wouldn't be surprised if it does. Do some digging around the deep web for "the hot topic" and see what you can find. Good luck.

Shhh, we don't know if he's actually ready to have access to those style of cloths yet. He need to go through initiation first before he can be judged worthy so get your Cure cd's and JTHM comics in order and wait for the signal.

 

[Nekromantik]

Wear the darkest sunglasses you can find, even indoors. Double up on the sunglasses for extra hacking skills.

 

[AnOminous]

Get a pocket protector nerd.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Have you never had an urge to be fashionable, unique, and trendy while going about your daily activities? How else might we reflect the tastes of our soul externally? How else might we outspokenly tell the worlds who we are? Choosing the right clothes is a fundamental tenant of being Human, and demonstrating our place within the Human caste system.

That’s gay. You’re gay.

 

[WW 635]

Hax me, faggot

 

[sbm1990]

the hacker style is boxer shorts. Anything more and youre trying too hard

Nah man, real hackers wear nothing but a helmet and a cape, because clothes are for posers.

 

[OtterParty]

i wil send u 2 clothing free of charge for u baetufil woman but ples send bobs & vageta 1st so i take measure of body size

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

If you don't wear a full suit of medieval armor while doing it you're a normie.

 

[WW 635]

@starfiresofparadice I'll even make it easy on you. Here's my IP 50.93.222.15