Lolcows for Schizos

[Rogue AI]

Post your favorite cows and why they're fun for schizos. My favorite cow is Nancy Pelosi. She has horrible taste in pearls and is probably schizo herself. My favorite game to play: Is Nancy talking to her Genovese crime family fixer or is she being an out of touch old alcoholic? Try it out for yourself:

My second favorite is Francis E. Dec. He's a cautionary tale of dying alone and not taking your meds. He really deserves a thread in historical cows, but he has a fan club. http://www.bentoandstarchky.com/dec/intro.htm

 

[BirdUp]

 

[The Luigi Player]

I like to see if a patreon is begging for subscribers then do a deep dive on them

it's fun to see if it's schizo, lolcow, horridcow, you name it. usually pedo/bestality type, but sometimes you find a schizo in there and its genuinely one of the funniest shits you can witness

 

[Your typical Scout main]

sorry to be that guy but what's "lolcow for schizos" even mean?

 

[Rogue AI]

sorry to be that guy but what's "lolcow for schizos" even mean?

I have not watched porn in 8 years because the FBI is watching me. I know it's not just me and I'm not special or anything and it's the fact that we live in a fucking PRISON PLANET.

 

[Sarcastic Niggerman]

I have not watched porn in 8 years because the FBI is watching me. I know it's not just me and I'm not special or anything and it's the fact that we live in a fucking PRISON PLANET.

You're right man, the FBI has a long list of national security interests and at the very top is what you whack off to. Tell us more about what the government is doing to spy on you. Microchips in your brain? Robot worms in your penis? The Kiwi Farms is the best place to get all that stuff off your chest.

 

[Rogue AI]

You're right man, the FBI has a long list of national security interests and at the very top is what you whack off to. Tell us more about what the government is doing to spy on you. Microchips in your brain? Robot worms in your penis? The Kiwi Farms is the best place to get all that stuff off your chest.

Worse than that, I had erotomania and I fell in love with the FBI. We broke up recently but I still have feelings for the FBI. I really don't want to deal with my emotions though.

 

[Red Facist Bunny]

Null is the ultimate schizo and were all just in his head, the kiwi farms doesnt even exist his been on a Doom rampage across America killing troons and pedos with extreme violence and his not even aware of it.

 

[Timmy Jolsen]

Following lolcows is already a pretty schizoid/schizotypal habit as it is.

 

[Pedophobe]

I've heard good things about Ellen DeGeneres and Brent Spiner, maybe give them a go.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Mine is Dan Schneider, he ran for senate a couple years ago in Indiana or some other shitty state and the (((powers that be))) probably underestimated how much of a household name for pedophilia he has become, it's memory holed and scrubbed from the internet, all the puff pieces written to boost his political career were short lived and then completely erased.