lolcows for newfags

[Zorgulon]

I'm sure this has been asked before but I can't find the thread. What are some good lolcows for newfags to the farms to get into? Which lolcow do you recommend following?

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Chris Chan.
JULAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Bossmanjack teaches you how to win at gamba

 

[OrionBalls]

Shanny for Christ freaks out really good.

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

@Thinspirational faggot is a lolcow