Lolcow Tarot 2025 - Terry Davis is a magician for sure

[Chandiler Savant]

Hello Kiwis, I am planning my own tarot card deck of lolcows/farm references. I saw there was a thread from 2021, but with new milk and iconic imagery, I feel like revising anew. Some similar ideas remain.

EDIT: These are my finalised cows, but if you would like to make your own card or two come join in!

The Fool - Chris chan

The Magician - Terry Davis

The High priestess - Lucinda

The Empress - Chantal

The Emperor - Ethan Ralph

The Hierophant - Patrick Tomlinson

The Lovers - Empathic Nutritionist

The Chariot - Anisa

The Wheel of fortune - Bossman

Justice - Kino casino

The Hanged man - Iddubbz

Strength - Metokur

Death - DSP

The Hermit - Kiwi farms

Temperance - H3 and Hasan

The Devil - Piratesoftware

The Tower - Rekieta

The Star - Louis Rossman

The Moon - Null

The Sun - King Cobra

Judgement - Destiny

The World - Sonichu

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Strength - ?

Netherbeast

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

If anyone deserves to be Judgment, it's Patrick Tomlinson for ensuring so many atalker children enjoy prison. Seeing as Strength is a lion, you could also do something funny with the innumerable pests in Animal Control.

 

[Johnny Switchblade]

Kino Casino should be Justice and Ethan Ralph is a perfect Emperor. Despite the name, Cobes should be the Moon. Josh should be either the Sun or the World. For Strength, I don't know if it fits but looking at the card I just see PST with his hands shushing a stalker child.

I wish the Pooner Tarot would have happened.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Strength is obviously Vegan Gains (didn't he start doing steroids this year?) Majorkill is one to watch but hes not quite lolcow material yet

 

[Chandiler Savant]

After some discussion in the tarot chick thread, sonicchu could be the World (Gorby-chan), Metokur for Strength (Catastrophes). I think if people make their own designs alongside the main deck I am formulating, then people can make their own mixed decks, so multiple artists can join in for a card or two . A lot of people have their own interpretations of lolcows so it would be nice to leave it open. Will probably start drawing the cards later this week.

 

[pork and beans]

Great idea!!

so multiple artists can join in for a card or two

Would love to be in!

 

[Gorby-Chan]

Quick concept sketch for the tower, I'll go go back and do it in my collage style later

 

[Gorby-Chan]

I made two versions, one with and one without Rackets so you can use whichever you prefer.

 

[Safir]

The Lovers - Empathic Nutritionist

Becky and both of her cucks

The Hanged man - Iddubbz

Byuu

Despite the name, Cobes should be the Moon. Josh should be either the Sun or the World.

The Moon is obviously the correct answer. Josh's face on the moon, and two slobbermutts howling at it.

The Devil could be Elliot Long-Time, and the two lesser demons, post-surgery troons with mismatched bits.

 

[Gorby-Chan]

Here's the Kino Casino Justice

 

[Chandiler Savant]

The Sun cobes.

 

[Pelican Bones]

I'll never understand girl math, but I hope everyone is having fun.

Bumping because I want to see the null and Terry cards.

 

[Gef Mongoose]

Bumping to be made aware of when I can obtain said LolCow tarot deck.