Lolcow shipping - Lolcow OTPs here

  • 🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
I initially thought Chris x Phil, but I think I'm going to say Chris x Toren.
- Chris wouldn't realise Toren isn't a woman.
- Toren is a manwhore.
- Phil would rage over the fact that the relationship would cause KF to go into meltdown while not netting him any sweet attention, while weeping over the fact that he wasn't the one to take Chris' taintginity.
 
Zoe Quinn x ArchivistBex x Nora Reed
A trio of chubby women that hate GamerGate and came out as non-binary to get more asspats and patreon dollars flowing.
 
EvaXephon/Kailyn.

He'd finally get the big busty boobies he craves; she'd get a carpeniswallet. And Gracie would get... homeschooled...
 
Ethan Ralph x Ethan Klein

Two manlet faggots buttfucking each other, rimming each others asses after having chipotle, shitting themselves on stream together, their political disagreements would seem trivial compared to the tardfest orgy the two Ethans would have.
 
Luna Slater x Venus Angelic

Luna's wannabe kinderwhore and Venus' kawaii weeb aesthetics and shticks would go well together, they both got a substance abuse problem (Luna's a drug addict, Venus is an alcoholic), they're both getting grimier by the day, and they're probably both gonna end up homeless and either dying on the streets one day or getting done in by their unhealthy habits before than can happen. A good match.

(Though maybe it would unironically do Venus some good to be shipped to america, she'd be out of japland where she just continues to be in a downward spiral while being molested by old asian men, and she wouldn't be in europe either where kappa momma Margo lurks.)
 
Atrás
Top Abajo