Lolcow rap battles

[ShahOfIran1979]

I think a potentially interesting avenue for lolcow content would be lolcow 'rap battles.' This would pit two lolcows together in fitting matchups. The only one I have discovered is Guptill89 vs Sammyclassicsonicfan

In addition, I have written a rap battle between Moot and Null.
Regardless, do you have any ideas for lolcow rap battles? We could even all colab on one.

 

[Neodanthril]

Tommy tooter and Nick bate

 

[Axiom.]

Ralph vs Jim, the winner gets to make sweet love to PPP.

 

[Steve Martin Short]

Battle of the sci-fi writers: Lindsay Ellis vs. Patrick Tomlinson.