Lolcow Phenotypes - Noticed lolcows that resemble each other? Let's classify

[AnsemSoD1]

I know this is probably common, but for the longest time, I got Boogie and WingsofRedemption mixed up.

Add MovieBob in there for the unholy trinity

 

[Arbiter]

This one is so obvious that I forgot to include it until now. Rat-like phenotype (no offense to actual rats, which are very cute). Long, thin face with flat midface. Small (brown?) eyes. Small, thin nose. Small circular mouth with buck-toothed appearance. Brunette hair, thin, limp, scraggly, usually worn long. Thin facial hair. Very lanky body type, usually little muscle and underweight, long limbs. Quirky, self-righteous personality type. Seemingly little desire to fit in with social norms in terms of appearance or behavior. Enjoys being rebellious and contrarian. Accumulates clutter.

Examples: Styxhexenhammer666, Razorfist, Asmongold

 

[originalusername]

I call this one "Le Reddit imneverwrong"

APPEARANCE: Is a women, usually in her late thirties to early 50s, stands about 5'2 to 5'5 and Has a very large forehead, with an oval shaped face and skull. Is overweight. Has very bulgy eyes.

PERSONALITY: She is generally an extremely bitter person, even more so if you aren't one of her cuck sjw phenotypically lolcow male orbiters, who are always there to upvote and make sure she is never wrong. She most likely works as manger at a fast food or retail establishment.

 

[Wigger Rights Advocate]

Long jewish nose and greasy hair combo

 

[Arbiter]

I constantly get all of these faggots confused. It looks like they are mass producing them in a lab now. The elite elf eunuch phenotype.

Alex Consani


Kai Schreiber


Hunter Schafer


Vivian Wilson


Colin Jones