Lolcow of The Year trophy

[Marvin]

Like I suggested in the other thread, we should have an actual trophy made for lolcow of the year.

If we can make a 3d model, I can have it printed and I'll spraypaint it gold.

Anyone who's artistically inclined want to help?

I'm thinking it could be a statuette of a cow. We can call it the bessie award. Or, I don't know, anyone have any ideas?

 

[CatParty]

A golden turd

 

[Marvin]

"For excellence in lolcowing in 2014, the winner is..."

 

[Clown Doll]

I'm thinking it could be a statuette of a cow.

Golden Cow would imo be great, not only because of the whole "lolcow"-schtick, but because it's also symbolical with the Golden Bull worshipped as a false idol from the Old Testament.

 

[Le Bateleur]

We could commission Chris to make a cow medallion...

 

[Frank Rizzo]

This spraypainted gold?

 

[Marvin]

This was the first cow I thought of.

 

[Ravenor]

On thingverse a while ago I saw a Mooby the Golden Calf from the view ask view universe maybe that could do the job.

 

[Randall Fragg]

The "Your Winner" trophy from Big Rigs Over the Road Racing?

 

[Jackie Chin]

John Cena's Head on a pickle

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Anyone see Dogma?

Use Mooby the golden calf.

 

[Adamska]

Anyone see Dogma?

Use Mooby the golden calf.

I definitely agree on that, and the Your winner being a plaque on it.

 

[Marvin]

I can't seem to find a 3d model of Mooby though. Anyone got one?

 

[EI 903]

Someone should look up what the rules are about mailing things to prisoners in Virginia before going to the effort.

 

[Marvin]

Someone should look up what the rules are about mailing things to prisoners in Virginia before going to the effort.

Heh, well, we were talking about that. Might mail it to Barb to accept the award in his place.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Mail it to prison, with some cigarettes. That way, Chris can buy himself something nice.

 

[Marvin]

What do you guys think of this? http://www.turbosquid.com/3d-models/3ds-max-cartoon-cows/802822

And I'm wanting to put some text on the base, like "Lolcow of the year 2014".

Edit: I'm also not sure how I'm going to pull off the text in the first place.

 

[Infinity]

What, like an actual, physical cow? I can sculpt, and have some gold paint laying around. Although admittedly I've never sculpted a cow before... But I could give it a shot...?

Or just buy that one Marvin linked, and scribble over it in marker. Very fitting for lolcows, I think!

 

[Marvin]

Just to update interested parties, I'm moving to a new place, so I've been busy the past few days hauling furniture around. I think I'll have free time tomorrow to put together a prototype trophy model.

 

[Marvin]

What I've got thus far. I gotta find somewhere to print it on the cheap. Shapeways is pretty expensive.