Lolcow Mugshots

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Wanted to make a mugshot banner for the site similar to the above one that IP2 has. So far, not counting the ones already in IP2's banner, I have:

• Ethan Ralph
• Chris Chan
• Boogie
• Nick Bate
• Amy Slaton
• John Bulla
• Charlie Gold
• Bashurverse
• Cyraxx
• Anthony Cumia
• Chris Hansen
• Terry Davis
• Lindsay Ellis
• Tommy Tooter
• Big Lenny

Are there any other mugshots from (preferably more notable) cows that I've missed?

Edit: Finished!

 

[Maurice Caine]

 

[Joey Caruso]

Terry Davis:

Lindsay Ellis:

Tommy Tooter:

 

[Dona Morte]

Tommy look ALMOST human there.

 

[Just A Butt]

notorious lolcow @SIGSEGV

 

[Lisdexamfetamine ℞]

maybe couch cuck? I don't know if he has a mugshot since he killed himself

also add braxton bell as a shout out to ip2

 

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maybe couch cuck? I don't know if he has a mugshot since he killed himself

There is this image, actually! Idk if it's a mugshot (if anybody does know, feel free to let me know), but I'm fine with using it. Thank you!

 

[Caesare]

Couch cuck looks like a juvenile delinquent from the 60s.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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[MediocreMilt]

Druid Focket

 

[vulg]

how can you forget Cyraxx's mugshot?

also fellow pedophile Nate Larson

and Big Lenny (not a pedophile)

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

MadThadd, who got caught with a hard drive full of CP AFTER FBI cleared him out, because he bragged about it online. These are from SOR, but still.

Not a lolcow himself, but Bryan Dunn's father, who got caught scrolling through TOO HAWT FOR FBI pictures.

Lorne Armstrong, who has a dead thread here.

 

[Least Concern]

I'm pretty sure anyone capable of smiling in a mughshot photo is either so crazy they have no idea what's happening to them right now or a fed who knows they won't be inside for more than 48 hours.

 

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Okay, I did reuse some of the background assets from the IP2 lineup, but I still think it turned out okay. But by all means, if there are any more must-include mugshots out there, feel free to post them. Thanks for the suggestions everyone

 

[BootlegPopeye]

If you want to do some real nasty fuckers, Levi Simmons AKA 'Snakething' needs to be up there. I can only find a small version of his mug from the Oregon prisoner search

 

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If you want to do some real nasty fuckers, Levi Simmons AKA 'Snakething' needs to be up there. I can only find a small version of his mug from the Oregon prisoner search

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Aw shit, I was literally searching for his earlier and couldn't find it, thank you! Step aside Bashurverse!

 

[BootlegPopeye]

Aw shit, I was literally searching for his earlier and couldn't find it, thank you! Step aside Bashurverse!

Yeah I looked all over for a good 30 minutes and that was the best one I could find, none of those mugshot websites had it.

This might be a bit much, but would it be possible to make the mug shots scroll to the left? (even better - the ability to stop it when hovered over and a link to the cow's thread beneath each pic) That way we're not stuck picking and choosing which is the most 'deserving' for the rogue's gallery.

 

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Yeah I looked all over for a good 30 minutes and that was the best one I could find, none of those mugshot websites had it.

This might be a bit much, but would it be possible to make the mug shots scroll to the left? (even better - the ability to stop it when hovered over and a link to the cow's thread beneath each pic) That way we're not stuck picking and choosing which is the most 'deserving' for the rogue's gallery.

With Xenforo, I highly doubt it, but that's more of a question for @Null. Not sure it would be the most useful thing to have for navigation though, because in reality very few cows even have mugshots. That's part of the reason why I made this thread, searching "mugshot" on the site only brought up about five or six people. Now, if a version were made that just had unflattering pictures instead of strictly mugshots, then that might be worth considering, at least imo

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

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Okay, I did reuse some of the background assets from the IP2 lineup, but I still think it turned out okay. But by all means, if there are any more must-include mugshots out there, feel free to post them. Thanks for the suggestions everyone

I see you have Tranthony Groomia on there. Nice.

 

[Blackstar]

I see that John Bulla has been included (sexually)