Lolcow fights thread

[Niggerphobe]

This is the thread where we imagine lolcows like ladyalt and cwc get in a fight and who would win

 

[Niggolash]

>LadyAlt vs CWC
Chris would immediately go for the mace, but it would be no match for Amanda's tard rage. Pretty sure she's got the bigger gunt, so one well-time body slam and it's all ogre for him.

 

[Desparagus]

KingCobraJFS vs Jason Genova. It's the only YouTube boxing match I've ever hoped for. The Dark Lord vs The Piss Lord. Tism vs Tism.

It'd be tough for Cobes to beat a semi pro UFC fighter, but if they don't ban black magic, he wins for sure.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I'd like to see a fight between Ethan Ralph and Andy Warski.

 

[Red Hood]

Never forget

 

[Niggerphobe]

>LadyAlt vs CWC
Chris would immediately go for the mace, but it would be no match for Amanda's tard rage. Pretty sure she's got the bigger gunt, so one well-time body slam and it's all ogre for him.

What about cwc in his prime before the idea guys

 

[Johnny Salami]

I want to see:
Ethan Klein vs Ethan Ralph
Nick Fuentes vs Nickacado
Boogie1488 Vs Destiny
Vaush vs Child Protection Services

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Classic Chris vs Current Chris
which Chris would win.

 

[Niggolash]

On that note, I'd kind of like to see Jim Sterling versus everyone else.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Classic Chris vs Current Chris

Chris dreamed about that (sort of).

Dreams - CWCki

On 15 December 2019, Chris claims he had a dream in which his current transgender self is at the Charlottesville Wal-Mart back in 2004. There, his past self meets him, and chases him to the other end of the store, apparently being attracted to him. 2019 Chris then turns his face upside down, which scares away past Chris. Chris claims that he now understands how all of the previous sweethearts he pursued at the time must have felt from his innapropriate behavior.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Chris dreamed about that (sort of).

Dreams - CWCki

so ur telling me...

Chris realized he gave off rapey vibes?

 

[Stoicism Is For Losers]

Chris Chan vs Pamperchu
Although thinking about it, Chris Chan's tard rage would probably obliterate the meth baby.

 

[Skitarii]

I want to see:
Ethan Klein vs Ethan Ralph
Nick Fuentes vs Nickacado
Boogie1488 Vs Destiny
Vaush vs Child Protection Services

Anyone would body nikocado, even someone as tiny as fuentes. He has the structural consistency of wet cardboard and was btfo by a cat

 

[stupid frog]

Never forget
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this image is so fucking iconic

 

[Niggerphobe]

Kittydog vs puppy chan
The nigger fight
Who wins

 

[Johan Hulth]

Ethan Klein vs PhilosophyTube
PT ramps up like that tranny that went at Ben Shapiro that one time, affecting a working class accent to sound tough. Ethan either rolls up in ball and takes it while tweeting an apology, or goes full blast with his pumpy before sticking the barrel in his own mouth.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

ALR vs. Gunt, winner takes all the nashies.

 

[I am vomit]

ALR vs Chantal. Just two whales who arms can't even reach each other for hitting. It's like watching dogs fight through a fence. Chantal would wreck her if they weren't too fat though.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Heavily armed Fedsmoker vs all the babyraper cows

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

Fat hungry bitch fight between Chantal and Amberlynn over the last box of tendies