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IAmNotAlpharius dijo:
What I’m getting is this is now a lolcow thread on Iran.
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HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS dijo:
Iran is a lolcow state, yes.
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neger psykolog dijo:
We're way past due having a country subforum in the lolcow section @Null
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Since I have joined the farms the definition of what exactly a lolcow can and cannot be has been autistically defined and defended but it has changed. Previously a celebrity or world leader couldn't be a lolcow but that has obviously changed with Trump, Elon and Kanye "heil hitler" West.

I continuously read people saying that Britain, Canada and other countries are certified "lolcow states" and now people are including Iran into this list. I've seen plenty of other countries mentioned too.

Is it finally time for a lolcow country subforum?
 
This does sound like a good idea but I'd imagine there'd be only 4-5 active threads all at once on the hypothetical subforum. Nevertheless it's still an interesting concept and there are some states that are worthy of the title of "lolcow country"
 
aardvark188 dijo:
This does sound like a good idea but I'd imagine there'd be only 4-5 active threads all at once on the hypothetical subforum. Nevertheless it's still an interesting concept and there are some states that are worthy of the title of "lolcow country"
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I think we might find that people are more compelled to create threads for their own countries. Like I don't think a Netherlands lolcow thread exists but could totally see it being made - likewise for most of Europe, Russia, South American countries.

I mean for fucks sake someone made a thread about the Medellin Cartel (yes, the one that Escobar ran, but it was focused on the wannabes/lolcows who claim to know its inner workings decades after it stopped existing - it's a fucking great read btw, very entertaining):
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The international clique subforum shows that k-farms has greek, turkish, polish, french, danish, japanese and spanish users: https://kiwifarms.st/forums/internationale-clique.93/

I am willing to bet those people would create and contribute to lolcow threads about their own countries.

edit: just to add I really enjoy reading threads about esoteric things like foreign countries/foreign lolcows written by people who understand them, its one of the things that makes k-farms so great
 
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North and South Korea

Basically, all we need is more "________ is a failed state" threads, and all the ones that people want to talk about can easily fit into an existing forum like Happenings. Some of them are in A&N or Deep Thoughts instead.

Deep Thoughts

Happenings

A&N
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/san-francisco-san-fransicko-megathread.217021/unread - Shameless plug
 
Türkmenistan is a kinda?lolcow country. The old president changed the names of the months and bread to his mother’s name. He said no to opera, ballet, and lip-sync music. You cannot have black cars in the capital city. Only white cars are ok. And your car must be clean.The city has many white marble buildings. There is a gold statue of the president. It turns to face the sun. There is also a big gold statue of a dog, because the president liked that dog. But before, he said dogs were not allowed in the city because they smell bad.There is a place called "Cehennem Kapısı". It is a big fire in the ground. It has been burning for more than 50 years. The president drive a car around it and made a video.One time the president fell off a horse. The news did not show the video, because they did not want people to see it. Also, tv people cannot wear makeup. They said it is confusing.He shut down all rural hospitals and libraries, saying people can just go to Ashgabat if they need help.This rules kinda changed with new leader but still bad.
 
Chudborean dijo:
India obviously.
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pajeetland would be a horrorcow.
the only genuine ass backwards country but in a funny way i can think of is turkmenistan.
the old dictator changed names of months to himself and his mother, banned all car colors from the capital except white, and made bunch of really bizarre laws.
Remember the movie The Dictator? Its kinda based on the dumb shit that was going on in turkmenistan.

Another good candidate would be central africa from the 60s and 70s, because, you know, emperor of central africa, bogasa the first
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Its a genuinely funny but disturbing story, a nigger spent a large portion of central africa on his coronation ceremony, he spent an absurd amount of money on his gay little monarch larping getup.
His justification for larping as the black Napoleon in africa?
He "believed" that this expensive live action roleplay taken to the absolute extreme bordering reality, would somehow help central africa if there was a monarchy.

There are alot of candidates but most of them just fall under "horrorcow" category because something fucking terrible is going on.
Actually, most of it would be /pol/ tier spergery.
Oh and japan would be the sex pest that has managed to get a fanbase of retards.
 
There was never gonna be an anime ghetto, till there was, there was never gona be a soyjak thread janny, till there was...
There's plenty of content to justify it there's just not the will to power, yet.
Just make it a subsection of internationale clique with "country generals", half of the ones that should have one have one already.
 
Frederica Bernkastel dijo:
Most of U.S. Lolcows come from Florida last I checked. There's a thread mapping them.
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A bit late but I have been working on a Google MyMaps and I'm assuming you're talking about this thread, for my research, California takes first place with 8 cows, Florida in second place with 7 cows, and Washington in 3rd place with 6 lolcows (although I haven't found DSP's exact address)
 
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