Lol cow ABCs

[Abethedemon]

U is for Underwear, which lolcows do crap
One specifically does this when his power is sapped.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Well, since we seem to be all kinds of out of order

W for the wolf deep in Jace's soul
Press 1 to respect them while smoking a bowl

 

[Henry Bemis]

N is for the Nineties, in which these cows are stuck.
Sonic! Nicktoons! Tubular! But who else gives a fuck?

 

[Pine Tar]

L is for Loveshy
All of them are quite the asshole
They weep, "Why won't they date a nice guy?"
Maybe they should smoke a pole

 

[Abethedemon]

D is for drugs, something most lolcows don't do
With the exception of Jace, this is a taboo.

 

[Ancani]

Okay so it looks like we WERE on T so.

T is for tomgirl,
Chris-chan's latest schtick.
(Not that anyone's fooled;
We've all seen his dick.)

 

[DykesDykesChina]

A is for Autism and Amazing Atheism

B is for Bronies

C is for OPL

D is for Deagle Nation

E is for Elliot Rodger

F is for Fedora, Fail and Fap

G is for Gloria Tesch

H is for Hitler

I is for Iconoclast

J is for Jay Geis aka Golden Knight

K is for King Peter Fitzek

L is for A-Log

M is for MylarBalloonFan

N is for Nice Guy (tm)

O is for Otherkin

P is for Preston, Tom aka Whiny la Merde Bleu, who checks his Privilege

Q is for Quit the Intarwebz, which lolcows never do

R is for Randroid

S is for SANIC

T is for tumblr

U is for JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

V is for V[irgin], Roosh

W is for Wizardchan and Waifu

X is for xenophobia, which many lolcows suffer from

Y is for Youtube

Z is for crashing into slumber, which I will do now because I'm tired.

 

[Ancani]

You know, the ambitious part of me wants to turn this thread into some sort of fucked-up picture book.

Most of me is too lazy, but still!

 

[The_Hissing_Vigilant]

U is for underwear, that's been crapped in too much, but hey it's TRUE and HONEST you, know and such?

V is what comes after "Roosh" you see, that pathetic case of misogyny.

W is for Wiimote, that's been decorated in a Sonichu colour, cranking that out, in the house of his mother.

X is for Xfactor, the lol cows think they have, but it's everyone else who's has the last laugh.

Y is for yuck, so many gross things like blow-up dolls, anal beads, and fappy cock rings.

Z is for Snorlax the sleepy state that Barbs in, devolved into Munchlax, now she's a little more thin

 

[The_Hissing_Vigilant]

You know, the ambitious part of me wants to turn this thread into some sort of fucked-up picture book.

Most of me is too lazy, but still!

Yeah like Dr Suess or something.

“From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!”

Dr. Suess was smart. It's like he was discreetly preparing children for this world, and what they will have to endure. In the time of the Internet, this book has been much useful for what children are gonig to have to see.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

A is for Apples that organizedlikejen couldn't peel without her husbands help, so she called him and made him leave early from work.

B is for "busy bee" which Jen claims to be.

C is for Christopher, if only Borb kept him away from those bears.

D is for the grade Chris got a lot in high school.

E is for easy which movie bob thinks writing a book is.

F is also a grade Chris recieved a lot.

G is for Guru Gossip.

H is for "heyyy you guuiiiiseee"

J is for the childish jewelry Kai and Jen wears.

K is for Kai the dumbest beauty guru of them all.

L is for law office where charb spent a lot of time at.

M is for mom. Who is ashamed of you.

N is for "no" which is something these lolcows never heard growing up.

O is for oprah.

P is for "peeplor beeping!" Which Kai said when hearing a car horn

Q is for questions about their sanity, which they delete.

Red is for red robin where kai gets her chicken fingers from.

S is for stress which Chris and Jen claim they suffer from.

T is for television, which Maria can't afford to own because she's too busy using bill money at dollar tree.

U is for "u stupid".

V is for vagina. Pixy and Kai have shown theirs off.

W is weather which Chris uses as an excuse.

X is xrated which is a good portion of Chris's videos.

Y. Is for YouTube.

Z is for zebra woman. Which kai dressed up for once.

 

[Picklechu]

You know, the ambitious part of me wants to turn this thread into some sort of fucked-up picture book.

Most of me is too lazy, but still!

If we do it kind of similar to Go the Fuck to Sleep, I can see this as being pretty funny.