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Lizzo Drunkenly Slides Into Chris Evans' DMs And He Responds

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Cole Delbyck
·Senior Reporter, HuffPost
Sun, April 18, 2021, 3:43 PM·2 min read



Not all heroes wear capes, so let’s salute Lizzo for doing what few are brave enough to do: slide into Chris Evans’ DMs.
The “Truth Hurts” singer, who has made it abundantly clear that Captain America is far and away her favorite Hollywood Chris, revealed that she once drunkenly sent the actor a message on Instagram.
Lizzo’s DM, which hilariously made its way into Evans’ inbox at 5:22 p.m., contained three simple emojis “,” presumably to convey the message of shooting your shot.
“Don’t drink and DM, kids.... for legal porpoises this is a joke,” she wrote alongside a TikTok post shared on Saturday.
In the video, Lizzo lip-syncs to a TikTok audio by Tatayanna Mitchell in front of her one-sided convo with Evans. “The reason I’m upset about this one is because I know I’m not gonna be able to marry him, and honestly, it hurts me to the core,” she said, leaning closer to the camera. “Because damn papa, he a rare breed, no comparing. Like, Chris...”

@lizzo
Don’t drink and DM, kids.... for legal porpoises this is a joke
♬ original sound - HI I’M TATI

The “Avengers” star had yet to respond or even see Lizzo’s DM at the time she posted the video. But these two do share a history of mutual admiration, so perhaps Evans is just taking his time.
Back in 2019, the actor re-shared a video of a young girl dancing to Lizzo’s hit song “Juice,” writing, “This kid is cooler than I could ever hope to be.”
The Grammy-winning singer took a decidedly more direct approach in a follow-up tweet, writing to Evans, “Wow marry me” with a shrug face emoji.

Joking about their interaction at the MTV Movie Awards later that month, Lizzo said she was “going home” after discovering Evans was not in attendance at the ceremony.
“The fuck no,” she said when asked if Evans ever responded to her tweet. “It’s Chris Evans. He ain’t responding. If he responded, I wouldn’t be here right now. I would be on my honeymoon.”

If Evans ever does check his DMs, this could be a power couple in the making, as both stars are seemingly single at the moment.

He was last linked to British actor Lily James, while Lizzo made her relationship status abundantly clear with a cheeky Instagram last month.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

He should just respond with an emoji.

: )



Nothing infuriates more a basic bitch than that.

 

[Haramburger]

And a fat one too

Her dress looks like the salad she refuses to eat. Or the lettuce picked off of the world's biggest Whopper.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Her dress looks like the salad she refuses to eat. Or the lettuce picked off of the world's biggest Whopper.

Dont give Burger King any ideas. They've done enough woke shit. We don't need BK Body Positivity starring Lizzo

 

[Clown Baby]

My point exactly. imagine if Harvey weinstein or Ralphie May drunkenly slipped into Cardi Bs dms.

Well, Ralphie May has been dead for like 4 years so that would be especially creepy.

 

[Pee Cola]

When's Lizzo getting her own BP thread?

 

[Sped Xing]

Is Chris Evans the same person as Chris Helmsworth

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm sure she's keeping Chris awake at night.

 

[UselessIdiot]

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I'm sure she's keeping Chris awake at night.

Good god!

Where's that Islamic Content rating when you need it?!

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Is Chris Evans the same person as Chris Helmsworth

No. He's Chris #1. Hemsworth is Chris #2. Pratt is #3 and Pine, #4.

[HARAM PICTURE]
I'm sure she's keeping Chris awake at night.

Lizzo makes Botero women look sexy.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Well, Ralphie May has been dead for like 4 years so that would be especially creepy.

:horrifying:

Good god!

Where's that Islamic Content rating when you need it?!

Not in the emojis thats for sure

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

I like to imagine that he saw his notifications and immediately called an emergency conference with his PR people to figure out how to react without being called racist or fatphobic.

I’d have an insulation of an army of lawyers and PR specialists between me and my social interactions if I was in his shoes. A straight white guy can be a very easy target.

 

[W00K #17]

Waiting to see the response when Artie Lange shoots his shot with Dojacat.

 

[Alexander Thaut]

please for the love of god let chris evans just infuriate her and move to south korea or sth.

 

[Devyn]

Ew, imagine having a sheboon lusting for you.

And a fat one too
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She's no JLongbone

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Lizzo’s DM, which hilariously made its way into Evans’ inbox at 5:22 p.m., contained three simple emojis “,” presumably to convey the message of shooting your shot.
“Don’t drink and DM, kids.... for legal porpoises this is a joke,” she wrote alongside a TikTok post shared on Saturday.
In the video, Lizzo lip-syncs to a TikTok audio by Tatayanna Mitchell in front of her one-sided convo with Evans. “The reason I’m upset about this one is because I know I’m not gonna be able to marry him, and honestly, it hurts me to the core,” she said, leaning closer to the camera. “Because damn papa, he a rare breed, no comparing. Like, Chris...”

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Women can't be creepy or something. They're allowed to grab guys' butts and such, and it doesn't count as being creepy or harassment. Just like many people don't care when creepy female teachers sleep with 13-year old boys.

It's a huge double-standard.

It's difficult to properly describe, and even more difficult to voice what's mostly my disgust about it, but it's not so much "women can't be creepy", but more this sentiment that the guy's "lucky" he's attracting female attention so he must be defective (or there must be some misunderstanding) if he doesn't appreciate it. It feels like a lot of women figure "well, you're a guy so you must like girls doing sexual things with or to you regardless of circumstance or even your own values".

I'm moderately interested in what particularly goes through a woman's head, here.

 

[verygayFrogs]

I'm moderately interested in what particularly goes through a woman's head, here.

Absolutely nothing in this case

 

[Devyn]

It's difficult to properly describe, and even more difficult to voice what's mostly my disgust about it, but it's not so much "women can't be creepy", but more this sentiment that the guy's "lucky" he's attracting female attention so he must be defective (or there must be some misunderstanding) if he doesn't appreciate it. It feels like a lot of women figure "well, you're a guy so you must like girls doing sexual things with or to you regardless of circumstance or even your own values".

I'm moderately interested in what particularly goes through a woman's head, here.

There is a lot of hypocrisy involved, because women absolutely hate being urged to give a man they're not interested in a chance--it doesn't matter how handsome, popular and "a catch" he might be.

Anyone--male or female, conventionally attractive or not--who tries to force unwelcome romantic attentions is a self absorbed jackass, and the people who encourage that behaviour are massive cunts too.

 

[Dyn]

A superhero would have sent "Hey wanna fuck?", not an ambiguous collection of cuckshit emojis she hopes he responds to by asking her if she wants to fuck. I'm all for women being sexually forward and shooting their shot and all but let's wait till they actually do it before we start patting them on the back for it.

 

[Alexander Thaut]

It's difficult to properly describe, and even more difficult to voice what's mostly my disgust about it, but it's not so much "women can't be creepy", but more this sentiment that the guy's "lucky" he's attracting female attention so he must be defective (or there must be some misunderstanding) if he doesn't appreciate it. It feels like a lot of women figure "well, you're a guy so you must like girls doing sexual things with or to you regardless of circumstance or even your own values".

I'm moderately interested in what particularly goes through a woman's head, here.

whats funny is that if you didn't know these were hollywood millionaires, this would be a very sad and desperate story.

whatever the result, lizzo is going to be salty as fuck. if this blows up, it'll have more ramifications for Lizzo and not Evans just based on the fact that no matter what she does, it'll be in a bad light to any ordinary people.