https://youtube.com/watch?v=DR4234R9spc
The gaymo is trying to just be a barely heckin' millionaire friendo by shilling for VW EV wannabe Bus but can't help but mention the porsche he had. He's a horrible car reviewer, always has been. "Oh you can have cargo room but you have to fold two seats down and only have 4 people, OMG why would a car company do this?"
What a fucking retard.
He's impressed by the room inside a minivan, the same room any other cheaper modern minivan has, that also isn't a short range EV.
Doesn't understand that the 6 seat version with 2nd row captains chairs is a premium option so comes in the premium trim packages while the 7 seat 2nd row bench is the cheaper option that comes in lower trim packages.
Bitches that the rear seats need folded down for more cargo space like every 3 row SUV and minivan on the market. As if VW would bother with an extended wheelbase version of this thing?
Complains about the mirrors being square, because he's probably one of those morons that makes the vehicle take up 1/3 of the area of the mirror when he sets it.
Freaks out about an on/off delay for the vehicle, as if everyone is a spastic retard who needs to turn the car off and on 10 times in the span of a minute.
Complains about turning the wheel hand over hand and brushing against the buttons on it. It's got power steering and it isn't a fucking sports car on a track. Just palm it retard.
Is happy he can type location names on the screen for nav? Just hit the fucking voice button and say "navigate to blahblahblah" Car companies were doing that a decade ago on compact budget vehicles even without android auto and car play. Apparently he's too stupid to figure out how to use voice commands for the nav in his porsche.
Trying really hard to shill for this thing talking about using adaptive cruise on school zones because he can't monitor his speed without staring at the dash. The driver assist apparently immediately almost tried to take him off the road, but then he still thinks it's cool or whatever. Sounds fucking useless.
Didn't flip through the docs to know how to change the follow distance... for the adaptive cruise he normally uses on VW vehicles. Right...
Talking about the audio and how spacious it is compared to a regular car. Because it's a fucking 3 row 6 seat minivan. Impressed by having EQ options? I've seen that on cheap fleet cars from rental companies for fucks sake.
"minivans have no competition in north america" no shit, because they aren't popular. Yet still, 2 by Chrysler, Honda, Kia, Toyota, VW, and Mercedes all make them, yet hardly anyone buys them to the point where Kia has styled theirs to look more like an SUV.
Complains the auto park jumped the curb, ignores the asphalt ramp that it would have seen.
Claims that there's more space in the 6 seater VW minivan, after bitching about it not having a 2nd row bench.
This man knows fucking nothing about cars, the car market, car tech, etc.
