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[7:59:04 PM] Cuddle: What's this?
[7:59:05 PM] Glaive: At the museum today I found this painting of an autist looking general
[7:59:16 PM] Cuddle: pft
[7:59:19 PM] Glaive: America's first euphoric
[7:59:27 PM] Cuddle: Looks like George Washington's neckbeard stepbrother
[7:59:43 PM] Glaive: Yush, I had a good kek when I saw it
[8:00:08 PM] Cuddle: The kind they don't write about in the history books because he creeped all the founding fathers out
[8:02:39 PM] Glaive: Many times General Sperg would rant about his battlefield replicas and insisted that the American army make use of war ponies
 
jtbnxEm.jpg

[7:59:04 PM] Cuddle: What's this?
[7:59:05 PM] Glaive: At the museum today I found this painting of an autist looking general
[7:59:16 PM] Cuddle: pft
[7:59:19 PM] Glaive: America's first euphoric
[7:59:27 PM] Cuddle: Looks like George Washington's neckbeard stepbrother
[7:59:43 PM] Glaive: Yush, I had a good kek when I saw it
[8:00:08 PM] Cuddle: The kind they don't write about in the history books because he creeped all the founding fathers out
[8:02:39 PM] Glaive: Many times General Sperg would rant about his battlefield replicas and insisted that the American army make use of war ponies


If anyone is curious: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Rainier,_junior
 
I thought the ending to Kotor was alright, I also thought Kotor 2's ending was alright with the restored content mod.

Unless he means TOR. In which case... yeah...
 
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  1. 1 minute ago - Ronald Raygun:
    I remember I once texted an ex to ask how to fry something. I am good at cooking
  2. A moment ago - A-Stump:
    @ Ronald Raygun, You shouldn't be asking cooking advice from a nine year old
 
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