Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

Oh darlin, darlin, I'm legit sorry. NOONE should stumble upon the Andrew Ditch rabbit hole by accident...

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

"It's a RUG! It's FINE. THAT'S the amount of PASSION a RUG warrants. It isn't coated with AIDS, and it's not a portal to a netherplace... I.. It doesn't make me CUM, BUT IT'S FINE."

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

If you don't want a bullet to be your fate
Don't tempt the danger or challenge the state
For when you pull the trigger or reach for the waist
You will greet the grave with post haste.
-Don't be a nigger storybook

 

[Croak & Caw]

I see pink join date.
I don't read.
I scroll by.
I mutter under my breath "fucking nigger".

 

[Trombonista]

People talk about Trump bankrupting a casino but imagine being so corrupt and stupid that you continue running businesses as the president of the USA and lose money.

 

[Neodanthril]

Finally a place to post funny quotes other than the random-text.jpg thread. Glad someone finally made this

 

[Trombonista]

I wish we lived in a world where terrible people never had children. That would be great. Unfortunately, this is not the website to see examples of good parenting or good people.

 

[Trombonista]

It's a testament that Null is so benevolent and tolerant as to allow you to use his bandwidth for such utter drivel.

 

[Trombonista]

relax man, maybe you can go find another prostitute to not climax with

 

[The Un-Clit]

First time I saw anyone shoot themselves in the head three times without a Clinton being involved

 

[Trombonista]

There are only so many days in a row you can watch someone eat all the breaded shrimp at the buffet before you snap.

 

[Haramburger]

"Diarrhea butt juice" was a pretty funny Hamblyism. Diarrhea is already very descriptive and specific so you don't need the redundancy of adding the descriptors "butt juice" to it, but in doing so you get the impression that it's a layering of adjectives to ensure clear comprehension, and it's ESL-friendly. The fact that it's being wiped by hand onto a Tesla electric motor vehicle is delightfully absurd. You wouldn't expect that sort of behavior on or around a high-end EV!

 

[Trombonista]

Do you think the IRS sees a 32 cent check and is just like, damn nigga, just keep it.

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

really starting to think that if you like girls, wearing their underwear won't make them like you

 

[RichardMongler]

If so many people are NPCs, do you perhaps have main character syndrome?

 

[zeroapexpeak]

This shit is why Killdozer (The Chariot of God) and Marvin Heemeyer (PBUH) happened.

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

holding a camera is not a threesome.

 

[ChompChomp]

a venturi breeze traps the farts inside

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I’m so unlucky I could fall into a barrel of tits & still end up with a dick in the mouth

 

[ChompChomp]

It's very important to marry someone who's just as racist as you are.