Line Of The Day

[ShavedSheep]

@JSGOTI: If Pajeet gets legit deported and barred from re-entry, I'm throwing 1k at the farms. And you can hold me to that.

 

[Trombonista]

you may shit the rest of the year in peace, dear leader

 

[LD 3187]

@ShavedSheep: someone start a rumor that null paid off the arizona police to get nina deported
[Dec 30, 2016 at 1:40 AM] @ShavedSheep: as revenge for greta interrupting his loo time

 

[Tranhuviya]

@Melchett: This guy is handing out stuff to homeless people and all i can think is "what an asshole"

 

[TL 611]

@Cuck Norris: lol this St. Jude commercial makes me laugh
@Cuck Norris: "1 in 5 children diagnosed with cancer will die!"

 

[Cuck Norris]

@Cuck Norris: lol this St. Jude commercial makes me laugh
@Cuck Norris: "1 in 5 children diagnosed with cancer will die!"

I said it and I meant it.

DIE CHILDREN

 

[Cuck Norris]

@Ronald Raygun: @Batman VS Tony Danza, ive got a pic saved on my desktop that explains the reproductive biology of an automobile. it's fascinating

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

@Ronald Raygun: @Batman VS Tony Danza, ive got a pic saved on my desktop that explains the reproductive biology of an automobile. it's fascinating

The discussions about gender in chat get weird pretty quickly.

 

[Tranhuviya]

@Meat_Puppet: Quick question: Do we have a topic on amputee clown porn?

 

[JU 199]

@CatParty: "vague aloggy thread"

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

@Ninja_Warrior: Every day my erections gets harder, my sessions get longer, and my loads get larger. I feel myself becoming more and more attached to the idea of sex to the point where I feel like if I don't get intimate soon, I will explode. My hands get red from pulling and my arms get tired of moving up and down. My right arm already has more muscle mass than my left and it is very noticeable. Sometimes I have to take breaks between yanking it to cool off because I exert myself so much. My family is worried because I hardly come out of my room anymore. I used to have one session a day, then it became two, then three, now I'm bordering on four a day. I'm losing sleep because of it. I'm averaging 5-6 hours of sleep a night. My grades and social life are suffering. Whenever I speak to girls, I imagine scenarios and fantasies in my head. It doesn't even need to be a hot girl. Any female I lay eyes upon, I think of taking back to my house. My fantasies and fetishes are expanding. One day it's lingerie, the next it's incest. I don't know if my fetishes are wrong or right, and at this point I don't care. I just need to be loved.

 

[CatParty]

[Jan 4, 2017 at 4:25 PM] @Mauvman Shuffleboard: What was the request?

[Jan 4, 2017 at 4:27 PM] @Dollars2010: Something about his recolour bat oc peeing on his shark oc and 80's homo gay black/mexican man or whatever

 

[melty]

The PineTar of Applecat or a seperate instance?
Edit: the fuck?

 

[SP 199]

Dynastia: i'm okay at jerking off cows tbh the trick is to warm your hands first, take some time to let the cow get used to you, and then go in hard and don't be nervous or hesitant at all

 

[LD 3187]

@OwO What's This?: @wagglyplacebo, Try one of their cold frappacino drinks, I'm not a big fan of coffee but I can dig those
@OwO What's This?: they're made with a ton of tard cum

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

[Jan 12, 2017 at 10:35 PM] @CasualSeppuku: @LikeicareKF, what did you use to make the fake semen?

 

[ICametoLurk]

Melchett: OK I GOT IT KILL ALL DARKIES
Melchett: @DuskEngine, youll be remembered as the one who started the race war

 

[WireSponge]

[Jan 14, 2017 at 9:21 PM] @Cuck Norris: @Funnybone,

[Jan 14, 2017 at 9:21 PM] @Michel:

 

[WireSponge]

[Jan 15, 2017 at 3:31 AM] @WireSponge: One must wonder how a man can be so thoroughly enthralled with Dobson to stay here for 2 years based entirely on his thread
[Jan 15, 2017 at 3:32 AM] @WireSponge: @UglyOldJafar, what goes on in a mind like this
[Jan 15, 2017 at 3:32 AM] @Michel: @WireSponge, :autism:

 

[Cuck Norris]

@AN/ALR56: What is tard cum