Line Of The Day

[Philosophy Zombie]

 

[Trombonista]

bro, i'm telling you for your own health you just need to calm down. i wreck you so much everyday i'm kinda feeling bad for you. so here, i'll break character and give you advice: it's just the internet, dude.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

A moment agoVer archivo adjunto 149724 Bitch I Might Be: i never thought i would thank god for a bdsm child sex ring but here i am

 

[Holdek]

Marina Abramović
Selections from Spirit Cooking with Essential Aphrodisiac Recipes

pain
in time of doubt
keep a small meteorite
stone
in your mouth

to be consumed on a
solar eclipse
take 13 leaves of uncut
green cabbage with
13,000 grams of jealousy
steam for a long time in a
deep iron pot
until all the water
evaporates
eat just before attack

essence drink
mix fresh breast milk
with
fresh sperm milk
drink on earthquake nights

fire food
on top of a volcano
open your mouth
wait until your tongue
becomes flame
close your mouth
take a deep breath

 

[LD 3187]

 

[Trombonista]

I doxed him the second he showed up and then thought maybe he was alright and I was wrong. The moral of the story is I'm never wrong except when I'm wrong about thinking I was wrong.

 

[Trombonista]

Chances are Striker is so fat that his dad is still trying to figure out just what the fuck he saw when he walked in his room.

 

[Locksnap]

AN/ALR-56: I'd like to sit in Trump's lap but I would probably crush his legs
King n Yellow: @AN/ALR-56, That's kinda gay
Pikimon: @AN/ALR-56, thats really gay

 

[Trombonista]

I'll miss Phil he's been a fun cow I think the thing I'll miss the most is... Who am I kidding we all know they're not going to do it.

looks like Trump's already making America great and he doesn't even know it

 

[Trombonista]

This is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen and I fucking work in emergency medicine goddamn.

 

[Trombonista]

Who has time to do household chores when there are really stupid arguments to have on Twitter?

 

[RP 520]

@Funnybone: null fix our vaginas
@Null: oh my

 

[Funnybone]

[Nov 17, 2016 at 11:01 AM] @Funnybone: SQUEALER GOD DAMN IT DON'T MAKE IT A DOUG PORN CHAT AGAIN
[Nov 17, 2016 at 11:01 AM] @Squealer: you want some doug porn?
[Nov 17, 2016 at 11:01 AM] @Funnybone: FUCK

 

[Trombonista]

i don't know what creator contest he entered.

i do know he's going to lose.

 

[Trombonista]

This election has brought out the exceptional individual in everybody. I fucking love it.

 

[Trombonista]

I guess he keeps coming back for the same reason I once did some speed and had receptive anal sex for 4 straight hours: straight or gay, a good saucy assfucking is a jolly good time.

 

[Trombonista]

If you're on this website, God hates you anyway.

Edit: One more:

Shit dude I just wanted to meme.

 

[Tranhuviya]

OwO What's This?: @Tranhuviya, i want vin diesel to rape me

 

[Squealer]

[Nov 20, 2016 at 11:26 PM] @TheAmazingAxolotl: @Squealer, I'm not watching man-on-alligator action at work

 

[Funnybone]

@0xDEADBEEF: the entire forum is just dyn talking to himself