Line Of The Day

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Defending her sneaky, creepy, poopy, rapey "husband" is the hill she's quite literally choosing to die on.

 

[Trombonista]

The only drug that truly made me uninterested in food AT ALL was MDMA and sadly, you can't take that every day.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Things like the "trust and safety coordinator" , a "Feminism in Computer Science degree-holder who costs you six figures in annual salary, and the only thing they tangibly do around the corporate campus is get into arguments on social media with Trump supporters and then call her counterpart over at Facebook to ban them when she finally loses.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

When you're making a pizza crust out of fucking chicken breast its time to consider what you're doing in life.

That girl loves herself, truly. Probably wet kisses herself in the mirror each night.

 

[Trombonista]

I try to plant seeds of personal growth and he implodes.

I think I could cause more damage to people just by being nice more often, it seems to cause people to dematerialize.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

 

[Trombonista]

I blame Zapruder. His low-qual footage of Kennedy's assassination accustomed me from childhood to spotting the yeti in murky images. Yes, it was a yeti firing from the grassy knoll and I am not the lone voice on this matter.

 

[Tablet County]

random_text.txt at home

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

So we have a full blown kiwi farms Tekken group on steam now, Just drop your steam id to join even if you play on ps5 we can add you in game.

Sounds interesting, how would I go about joining this tranny killing fighting game group?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Imagine actively wanting to be retarded.

 

[Trombonista]

Oh, thank God you didn't say you liked the Steelers. If you did, I might have had to start supporting A&H's never-ending efforts to have you publicly executed.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

I’m also going to go on the record: though I eat ass I am not a cannibal. I find meat morally ambiguous enough as is.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Everyone turns in to would-be heros and fucking poets when e-celebs die.

More and more retarded zoomer streamer die and I'm left bewildered at what people find entertaining.

What the fuck are you guys arguing about? He was a youtuber. Of course he fucked kids.

I can't believe this colossal faggot is making me feel bad for a dead schizophrenic drug-addicted pedo but here we are.

 

[Trombonista]

She ain't searching for sympathy, she's trying to flex on a bunch of people that don't care because she eats ass.

 

[Trombonista]

I hope things get worse.

 

[Trombonista]

Jesus watching us masturbate suddenly doesn't seem so bad.

 

[Trombonista]

Chris thinks he's a CPU-goddess, Trump thinks he's still the president of the USA.

 

[r9k-speaks]

You are an actual retard. Beyond autistic. You think about rape more than an actual rapist

 

[Trombonista]

If I were in law enforcement and saw that one of my cases had a thread here, I would be stoked, and only disappointed that I could never ever tell anyone.

 

[Trombonista]

The brows are the only thing in this whole shitshow that I can laugh about freely.
They must never be removed.