Line Of The Day

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Just out of spite, I'm going to eat more meat. Hunted meat, factory farmed meat, free range meat, meat I hit with my truck as it was crossing the road, whatever. It's all good.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

I would have buried my dick so far into her that not even King Arthur could pull me out but she's just your classic vapid bpd whore.

 

[Trombonista]

TIME TO GET DRUNK

and not normal drunk, fucking "Climb up on a Cloud and take a dive" levels of drunk.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Null called me lame.

I'm the spiderman faggot.

I'm sorry.

 

[Trombonista]

stickies don't work in chat, but god i wish they did

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

I think someone broke the 2023 poster.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

So he is a son of a redditor. He deserves whatever happens to him. If you are the son of a redditor, you are a redditor yourself. Like autism, it is autosomal dominant on the Y chromosome.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm thinking of those "so fat they had to cut the house" people. Anna would be the first "so fat they had to cut the plane".

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The classic, gentlemanly phrase once was: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers."

With the optional, "but I ain't putting a ring on her."

 

[Trombonista]

Oh good, I don't have to worry about any non-consensual fisting from him.

 

[Trombonista]

If any lurkers on Tor are looking for a username, you're not going to do better than Dead Baby Towing.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Lol, black spiderman love interest has a dick. The Buck Breaking is constant across the multiverse.

 

[Trombonista]

Pissa, there's a time to be excited about your birthday. Up to the age of 12 and then 21 if you drink. As a 40 year old you sh... fuck me I was trying to speak logically to pissa. Rainbow me, kids I'm a lost cause.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

The immediate way I filtered him was informing him I liked Rock Against Communism.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Why should the day be "all about her"? Is it "bring a porn star to school" day?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Niggers, POST MUH DIK IF YOU'RE OKAY

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Speaking of melanated individuals and crashing cars, this reminds me of a video I once watched of a teenage nigger sitting solemnly at a curb after he crashed his car and his girlfriend got eviscerated in the crash, our cameraman (quite a melanated individual himself) then goes up to the kid and says something like “damn bro your girls brains be hanging out n sheeit”.

Glad this story had a happy ending.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Those japs that are into armpit sex would go nuts over that.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Like goldfish, Niggers can't thing of anything 15 seconds in the future. That's why when a cop yells at them "don't run or I'll shoot" they run because that Nigger about to be shot is a stranger in an alternate dimension that will begin 15 seconds from now.

 

[Trombonista]

My favorite part of all of her relationships is how floridly she declares her love for someone she actually barely knows. “Dearest Generic Fat White Trash Dude #111, I have never loved anyone the way I love you. I would sell my daughter into sex slavery just to eat a hot dog in your 2007 Ford Focus. You’ve taught me how to live, laugh, AND love. I want to smear your semen on my cheek bones like it’s Colour Pop Flexitarian highlighter. I’m so obsessed.”