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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6984.jpg?1443713908 A moment agoMasterDisaster:
    @ @Valiant, I heard you were a meanyface poopyhead. Is that true?
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5142.jpg?1443704416 A moment agoValiant:
    @ @MasterDisaster, maybe.
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5142.jpg?1443704416 A moment agoValiant:
    I hate all of you.
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2382.jpg?1444111765 A moment ago LegoTugboat:
    There is no law against fucking cats with sticks.
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2382.jpg?1444111765 A moment ago LegoTugboat:
    Nobody quote that.
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1442798770 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
    did you know nip used to be a wwii era pejorative for japanese ppl
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/17.jpg?1443709277 A moment agoRio:
    NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THOSE NIPS
Wow calm down with the aggressive racism @Rio
 
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1440927464 A moment ago Dynastia:
guys which shrill feminist would you most like to bang?
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/25.jpg?1444239448 A moment ago cat:
@ @Dynastia, dobson

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1440927464 3 minutes ago Dynastia:
    @ @Null, lol imagine watching a horror movie with rio
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1440927464 2 minutes ago Dynastia:
    he'd like, press his face into your neck and squeal and then when you put your hands up inside him it turns out he was just actually scared by the movie
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1443702217 2 minutes ago Null:
    "inside him"
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/17.jpg?1443709277 2 minutes ago Rio:
    @ @Dynastia, wow I'm not a fucking muppet handpuppet
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1440927464 2 minutes ago Dynastia:
    well where do u put ur hands?
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1440927464 2 minutes ago Dynastia:
    @ @Rio, don't worry i save that for the second date bb
  7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1443702217 2 minutes ago Null:
    in your lap on your thighs so that they are visible and seemly
  8. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1440927464 1 minute ago Dynastia:
    nah nigga put them in ur date
  9. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6495.jpg?1442694205 1 minute ago Fallensaint:
    Dynastia is romance king
  10. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1440927464 A moment ago Dynastia:
    @ @Fallensaint, 1 fists 1 hole
  11. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1440927464 A moment ago Dynastia:
    *2 fists
  12. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/501.jpg?1443777748 A moment ago Hyperion:
    maybe a foot too

https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1442798770 A moment ago KatsuKitty:
why do people think i'm hitler
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1442693483 A moment ago DeagleBoipussy420:
kitler
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1937.jpg?1443526366 13 minutes ago Joey Jo-Jo Junior:
    @ @Broseph Stalin, ur a faggot
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1937.jpg?1443526366 13 minutes ago Joey Jo-Jo Junior:
    :^)
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1873.jpg?1444278098 10 minutes ago Broseph Stalin:
    @ @Joey Jo-Jo Junior, See this pimp hat?
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1873.jpg?1444278098 10 minutes ago Broseph Stalin:
    I'm pretty fucking far from being a fucking LOLCOW
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1440927464 A moment agoDynastia:
    @ @Rio, don't you wanna be my catamite?
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/17.jpg?1443709277 A moment agoRio:
    @ @Dynastia, that sounds good actually
COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS! AUGH YEAH
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/25.jpg?1444239448 1 minute agocat:
    1. It's a useless major
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/25.jpg?1444239448 A moment agocat:
    2. You have priced yourself out of entry level jobs
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/17.jpg?1443709277 A moment agoRio:
    I feel like women's studies are degrees for those who think theater degrees have too much application in the world
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/17.jpg?1443709277 A moment agoRio:
    like 'oh fuck with a theater degree there's like a 1.2% chance I'll get a job out of my education. CAN'T HAVE THAT'
 
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https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1440927464 3 minutes ago Dynastia:
@ @cat, no ur MY alt
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/501.jpg?1443777748 A moment agoHyperion:
    cat is the best poster we have
 
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/689.jpg?1401881316 8 minutes ago Satan:
I saw a 93 year old guy tweet a while ago, something along the lines of "the Trumpster belongs in the dumpster" and it was pretty kewl
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1442798770 8 minutes ago KatsuKitty:
@ @Satan, are you sure this wasn't null from the future
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/689.jpg?1401881316 8 minutes ago Satan:
@ @KatsuKitty, pretty sure because no way he will ever be 93
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1442798770 7 minutes ago KatsuKitty:
@ @Satan, nonsense, a study will come out years down the line saying BIG, BLACK DICK is important for vitality
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1442798770 7 minutes ago KatsuKitty:
i mean
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1442798770 7 minutes ago KatsuKitty:
coke zero

https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1440644443 7 minutes ago Glaive:
What is Trumps porn title?
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/127.jpg?1443977754 7 minutes ago Organic Fapcup:
@ @Glaive, #PumpinTrump
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5641.jpg?1443748538 7 minutes ago A Grand Number of Pounds:
@ @Glaive, HumpinTrump?
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/25.jpg?1444239448 7 minutes ago cat:
trump's rump
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/25.jpg?1444239448 7 minutes ago cat:
TRUMP HUMPS RUMP
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/25.jpg?1444239448 7 minutes ago cat:
or
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/25.jpg?1444239448 6 minutes ago cat:
TRUMP HUMPS GUMP'S RUMP
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/689.jpg?1401881316 6 minutes ago Satan:
Forrest Trump
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2174.jpg?1443304710 6 minutes ago Ronald Raygun:
#trumpdumpster
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1440644443 4 minutes ago Glaive:
Woman on train next to me was taking peaks at my phone Kiwichatting and now she just changed seats lol
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1440644443 4 minutes ago Glaive:
Look what you've done
 
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https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1443713206 4 minutes ago Clown Doll:
@ @Mauvwomyn Shuffleboard, Kiwiibos would probably ruin your game than improve it.
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1442876847 3 minutes ago Mauvwomyn Shuffleboard:
@ @Clown Doll, I plugged in my Dynastia Kiwiibo and all it does is get everyone mad for no reason.
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1436489222 3 minutes ago ShavedSheep:
@ @Mauvwomyn Shuffleboard, it doesnt work unless hellblazer is in range
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4881.jpg?1443640746 2 minutes ago Lipitor:
@ @Mauvwomyn Shuffleboard, I plugged in my Hellblazer kiwibo and it locked my game
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1442876847 2 minutes ago Mauvwomyn Shuffleboard:
I put the Rio Kiwiibo in and all it did was blur out the screen whenever there was something that might be interpreted as lewd.
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4881.jpg?1443640746 1 minute ago Lipitor:
I plugged in my Katsu kiwiibo and it whittled down my character's health with crippling self-doubt
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1436489222 A moment ago ShavedSheep:
The Mauvman kiwiibo just made me feel really self consciois. i didnt even plug it in
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1442693483 A moment ago DeagleBoipussy420:
@ @ShavedSheep, the Mauv kiwiibo is a bit more subtle than others so if it makes you think about yourself you're probably doing something right
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1442693483 A moment ago DeagleBoipussy420:
Also I don't know if this is a bug but my Mauv Kiwiibo keeps disagreeing with me
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1444013755 7 minutes ago Pandas Galore:
@ @DeagleBoipussy420, Is this a bug my dbp kiwiibo won't stop putting down traps in the ground
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/17.jpg?1443709277 A moment ago Rio:
the Null kiwiibo is just a big phallus on a platform. He really does need to stop being a dick
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1442693483 A moment ago DeagleBoipussy420:
My Glaive Kiwiibo keeps pretending to spill his spaghetti
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1442876847 A moment ago Mauvwomyn Shuffleboard:
The Ronald Kiwiibo just adds tildes to all the dialogue.
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1444013755 A moment ago Pandas Galore:
My wagglyplacebo kiwiibo won't stop shouting names
 
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https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/15.jpg?1403059783 A moment ago Batman VS Tony Danza:
I like to hollow out my BIG, BLACK DICK then take another BIG, BLACK DICK until it's full of BIG, BLACK DICK.
 
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/501.jpg?1443777748 A moment ago Hyperion:
you arent a real fag until you have HIV
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7421.jpg?1443735343 A moment ago bearycool:
I want the gift of HIV now
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7421.jpg?1443735343 A moment ago bearycool:
Give it to me

(400th LOTD page)
 
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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1440644443 A moment ago Glaive:
    who killed chat
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/501.jpg?1443777748 A moment ago Hyperion:
    @ @Glaive, probably an autistic
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1442693483 A moment ago DeagleBoipussy420
    raises hand

https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1440644443 A moment ago Glaive:
The milk says slim, but dat ass says whole
 
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  1. 1 minute ago Glaive:
    legalize marineiguane
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6206.jpg?1435359773 1 minute ago Sczylak Madgar:
    marilize legajuana
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/91.jpg?1441988826 1 minute ago Grand Number of Pounds:
    legalize marinades
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2272.jpg?1433040990 A moment ago Azazel:
    Marginalize Legumes
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5011.jpg?1443826028 A moment ago Gaol:
    LEGALIZE MARINARA
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6333.jpg?1443662979 A moment ago DNJACK:
    mariguanize everything
  7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6206.jpg?1435359773 A moment ago Sczylak Madgar:
    linguini marinara
  8. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7421.jpg?1443735343 A moment ago bearycool:
    This is not from Benedict cumbersnatch, the weed version
  9. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1440644443 A moment ago Glaive:
    marinol igunalization
  10. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1440644443 A moment ago Glaive:
    marinol isnt fun chat
  11. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1440644443 A moment ago Glaive:
    dont do marinol
  12. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1444013755 A moment ago Pandas Galore:
    ;-; chat is stoner chat again
  13. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2272.jpg?1433040990 A moment ago Azazel
    snorts marinol
  14. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5641.jpg?1443748538 A moment ago A Grand Number of Pounds:
    marinade serenade
  15. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7421.jpg?1443735343 A moment ago bearycool:
    marinade mestrualwana
 
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