Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

"ZOMG, y'guys, Optimus Prime's death not on the Saddest Deaths list? The Nostalgia Critic is worse than Hitler!" Boo-fucking-hoo. The toy commercial your parents used as a babysitter wasn't properly recognized for its moving drama by some loud, balding loser from Chicago who makes videos on the Internet. Real fucking tragedy, you retarded fur-fag.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/25.jpg?1441910620 1 minute ago cat:
   Stars aren't even real

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/25.jpg?1441910620 A moment ago cat:
   It's just light from millions of years ago
   

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/25.jpg?1441910620 A moment ago cat:
   They don't exist anymore
   

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3736.jpg?1440033914 1 minute ago TheAmazingAxolotl:
   @ @cat, Just like your humour

 

[Cuck Norris]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/737.jpg?1439683244 A moment agoCoffee Overdose:
   @ @KatsuKitty, you should totes be here with me
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/737.jpg?1439683244 A moment agoCoffee Overdose:
   @ @KatsuKitty, like... in my bed.
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/737.jpg?1439683244 A moment agoCoffee Overdose:
   with me

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5142.jpg?1442812054 8 minutes ago Valiant:
   also PoC is ruining my smut stories
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5142.jpg?1442812054 7 minutes ago Valiant:
   FUCK THAT.
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1442798770 7 minutes ago KatsuKitty:
   it's only a matter of time before they start calling themselves Niggers of Colour
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5142.jpg?1442812054 7 minutes ago Valiant
   flips table.
5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3921.jpg?1439687424 7 minutes ago Dalish:
   how are niggers ruining your smut stories
6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1442798770 6 minutes ago KatsuKitty:
   @ @Dalish, penis is too big

 

[Nayolfa]

"I like taking a whole large pizza folding it in half and calling it a pizza taco. Technically it's a calzone but i'll call it whatever I want." - @MasterDisaster

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1442403267 A moment ago Null:
   i am become null
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1442403267 A moment ago Null:
   destroyer of spergs

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/61.jpg?1442430058 A moment ago Melchett:
   @ @Watcher, gypsies can go suck my cock
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1442403267 A moment ago Null:
   see melchett is racist under the right circumstance

 

[Organic Fapcup]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/465.jpg?1443322962 A moment ago Watcher:
   I want to kill minorities

 

[Null]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/465.jpg?1443322962 A moment agoWatcher:
   I wish people would fabricate more quotes of mine. I get really flattered by the attention

what a fuckin loser

 

[Organic Fapcup]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2174.jpg?1443304710 A moment ago Ronald Raygun:
   mmmm i like to fuck cat

 

[DuskEngine]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1076.jpg?1422912986 A moment agoDudeofteenage:
   Of all the things somebody could jack off to a bed of healthy geraniums isn't that bad all things considered

 

[bearycool]

https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2174.jpg?1443304710 A moment ago Ronald Raygun:
I AM SO GOOD AT OMITTING

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1440644443 A moment ago Glaive:
   @ @KatsuKitty, ill give it to you

 

[Maruukat]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1442798770 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
   pandas will only draw a picture of me praying to jesus and being a good prude

 

[Morbid Boredom]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/195.jpg?1428692108 2 minutes agoMarvin:
   i should keep a house in DC
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3574.jpg?1442934833 1 minute agoDuskEngine:
   DC property is expensive, right?
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/501.jpg?1442029952 1 minute agoHyperion:
   @ @DuskEngine, depends, Superman and Batman are worth a mint, but property like Booster Gold not so much

 

[Hyperion]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/737.jpg?1439683244 2 minutes agoCoffee Overdose:
   I just realized I was in faggots the entire time

 

[Big Nasty]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6982.jpg?1442382046 1 minute ago
2. getoffmylawn:
3. @ @bearycool, I thought we had to say fag 3 times into a mirror for you to show up
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7337.jpg?1440830937 1 minute ago Girlfriend-free Boy:
   @ @bearycool, Greetings, buttfucker

 

[ShavedSheep]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7421.jpg?1442029031 A moment agobearycool:
   @ @ShavedSheep, I'm not sure if I want to enter a potential area of beastility and furridom
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3574.jpg?1442934833 A moment agoDuskEngine:
   @ @bearycool, and yet you came to chat anyway

 

[bearycool]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1443068335 A moment ago Pandas Galore:
   Why are there so many students with mental disorders here

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1440644443 5 minutes ago Glaive:
   they literally gave me burgers of the ass

 

[Nayolfa]

A moment ago TheAmazingAxolotl:
"How could 9/11 be an inside job if the planes came from outside."