UN Liberia Elecits Soccor player as its president - GOAL!

https://www.economist.com/news/midd...champion-footballer-george-weah-wins-liberias

FOOTBALLING superstar George Weah has scored again. As the only African footballer to have been awarded both FIFA’s World Player of the Year and France’s Ballon d’Or, Mr Weah, a Liberian, is used to winning. However, one prize had evaded him—until this year.

On December 26th the former Chelsea, AC Milan and Paris Saint-Germain player triumphed in the second round of Liberia’s presidential election. Mr Weah defeated the current vice-president, Joseph Boakai, with 62% of the vote. He won all but one of Liberia’s 15 counties.

Mr Weah’s victory is a big milestone for the nascent democracy. Liberia suffered two brutal civil wars between 1989 and 2003. An estimated 250,000 people died and perhaps 90% of the economy was wiped out. In 1997, during a period of peace, Charles Taylor, a warlord, became president, having made it clear that he would go back to war if not elected. Supporters chanted, “He killed my ma, he killed my pa, but I’ll vote for him.”

When Mr Weah’s term kicks off in January, by contrast, it will be Liberia’s first peaceful transfer of power from one elected president to another since 1944. The run-off vote was delayed by a legal challenge to the first round of the election (in which Mr Weah came first with 38% of the vote to Mr Boakai’s 29%). The second round eventually proceeded with no violence, though turnout was only 56%, compared with 75% in the first round in October.

Mr Weah is idolised, particularly among the young—and more than half the electorate is under 33. He lost to the current president, Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, in 2005. A former World Banker, she generated a surge of enthusiasm for having neither blood on her hands nor loot in her pockets. However, she failed to curb corruption adequately or fix Liberia’s woeful schools and clinics. Voters cried foul.

The incoming vice-president, Jewel Howard-Taylor, is a popular senator who once tried to make homosexuality punishable by death. She is also Mr Taylor’s ex-wife, which helped attract voters who still support the former tyrant (who is now in prison in Britain for war crimes committed in neighbouring Sierra Leone).

For Mr Boakai, incumbency was a disadvantage. The 73-year-old tried to shrug off his association with Ms Johnson Sirleaf. He compared himself to a “race car in the garage”, the potential of which was yet to be realised. However, his reputation for falling asleep in public earned him the nickname “Sleepy Joe”. Mr Weah darted past. Tellingly, Ms Johnson Sirleaf, a winner of the Nobel peace prize, did not campaign with her deputy and even inaugurated a road along with Mr Weah just days before the election.

Yet there are doubts about the kind of leader Mr Weah will be. Since his election as a senator in 2014, he has rarely attended parliament. Nor has he introduced or co-sponsored any legislation. Mr Weah’s relative lack of education, though, only seems to make him more popular. His supporters see the former slum-dweller as one of them—a champion from their streets.

Much will depend on the ministers and advisers with whom he surrounds himself. Liberia needs better roads and schools, more jobs and electricity, and a thousand other things. Presidents, unlike footballers, must aim at multiple goals.
 
Liberia's been coming up short on the humor front these last few years. I like the Charles Taylor connection. Hopefully that'll inspire the natives to get some more "work" done ("work" being civil war).
 
His son Tim Weah is from Brooklyn and is on U.S. national youth teams at the moment.

 
I wonder if we'll elect a true Basketball-American to be the President of the USA soon? (Barack was an imposter the only balls he played with were Michelle/Michael's)
 
An undereducated individual with a record of shoddy government work ethics that is adored by the poor.

Surely a recipe for success and not at all another brutal head of state that doubles down on violence and conspiracy rhetoric everytime their harebrained schemes to save their nation blows up in their face.
 
> overall shit tier countries
> civil unrest since 1944
> dubious female Nobel prize recipients
> pick the joke option over the establishment in the most recent elections

Liberians are basically Africa's Guatos
 
See you say that. But this IS Liberia we're talking about...

Ebola's gone for now. And former dictator Charles Taylor is in jail, and it appears his fellow warlords are being marginalized and/or kept out of power.

> overall shit tier countries
> civil unrest since 1944
> dubious female Nobel prize recipients
> pick the joke option over the establishment in the most recent elections

Liberians are basically Africa's Guatos

Liberia was pretty decent before Samuel Doe murdered the president William Tolbert in a coup in 1980, which led Liberia on the path to Doe getting tortured and murdered on video and later Charles Taylor and his crimes and brutality. Granted, Tolbert and his predecessors were pretty stupid for ignoring the actual native Liberians and instead favoring their fellow Americo-Liberians (basically Black Americans) and at times literally enslaving them until the early 20th century.
 
Silly mortal. Ebola never leaves...
 
I try to keep abreast of developments in the mother country. Despite his lack of political credentials, Weah really does enjoy strong support from the young electorate. It seems like a goofy idea - the thought that a sports superstar can transcend tribal and political division and heal the wounds left by the war; but people really believe in it. I wish him all the best.

Thing is, Liberia's so broken that he can hardly make it any worse.

We need someone to reign in the corruption. A hard task in a country with such low rates of civic education and even basic literacy; and where the most benevolent ruling faction in the nation's history was the fucking Freemasons, and nowadays there's none of them left.

Better co-ordination with the NGOs and the African Union would enable us to provide better education and healthcare out in the countryside.

Finally, someone needs to work out a way to actually make money from the massive Freeport and the shipping registry; and ensure that the people see the benefit of said money. Start by cleaning up Monrovia and stopping people from shitting on the beach.

I mean, it comes to something when even Haiti is arguably a more successful Black nation than we are...

Maybe this new president can set the ball rolling, and improve the lot of his people. Liberia is a proud nation, founded on strong ideals, and I pray that one day she can live up to them.
 
I'm getting Idiocracy flashbacks with the pro werstler president

"Idiocracy" is perhaps an apt comparison. I have heard it said that in times gone by, settlements in Europe would have a "village idiot" - the unfortunate result of inbreeding or hereditary sickness - whom everyone would laugh at.

Well, in West Africa we have the "village smart person" whom everyone laughs at. Of course, we don't call him that. But every village, every town, has that one guy who wants better for himself. And he is inevitably treated with suspicion, deep scorn and contempt by the people around him.

My father was the village smart person, which is pretty much the reason I do not live in Liberia and can spend my time obsessing over lolcows on the internet, instead of dying of cholera in a shack in Voinjama.
 
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