LGBTQiwis

[General Patton]

say your skin color bitch, I'm starting to believe you might be brown.

Whiter than your dark ass. So damn white I literally am the same color as a wall. I can't even tan.

It helps to have Irish family members..
Meanwhile you sound like a retarded Indian who badly wants to be white.

 

[Kiwifarmsuser100001]

Whiter than your dark ass. So damn white I literally am the same color as a wall. I can't even tan.

It helps to have Irish family members..
Meanwhile you sound like a retarded Indian who badly wants to be white.

I'm so white looking at me would make you go blind.
I'm like a statue made of white gold built on foreign sands. Grains of nigger sand and ash blow on me but I am completely unaffected in my whiteness.

 

[General Patton]

there we go!!
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Lol, there is no way this fucker is a troll. He's just another too autistic to live dumbass that gets drawn to this site.

Either way, carry it on if you want. He's getting boring now.

 

[Kiwifarmsuser100001]

Lol, there is no way this fucker is a troll. He's just another too autistic to live dumbass that gets drawn to this site.

this whole thread is 90% pooners, fat bi-sexual porn addicts, Brazilians (black people), and women with "emotional intelligence" who think they're gay (they're retarded). Theres like two actual gay people on this thread and you're not one of them you fucking larping bitch.

 

[General Patton]

Speaking of twinks, I swear Lord Alfred Douglas' dramatic ass started that trend.

 

[souschef]

I like this rule because it means that women can be 600lbs and still sexy as fuck. I do not like this rule because it discriminates against us micropenis havers.

No sir. This rule is for men only. The Souschef Fat Assessment Technique™ for women employs a different methodology. You must observe the Beauty Parlor posts accrued by said woman, and it will fit in a scale:

1-5 - Fit
5-25 - Normal
25-45 - Chubbylicious
45 - 60 - Pudgy
60 - 100 - Fat
100 - 125 - Hambeast
125 - 150 - Ambulocetus
150 - 200 - Chantalicious
200< - Amberlyn Reid Gorlfriend

 

[General Patton]

I like chubby guys but some gays (especially furries) get really weird about it, like they'll see a shirtless fat guy and start foaming at the mouth about how much they love fat old men and want to rub hairy old fat men's bellies. I feel this is a sociogenic overcorrection to the Beforetimes where thin, athletic, young twinks were the ideal, like how beachwear now use tons of fat women in their promotional material. Like people don't actually find fat old people as hot as they let on, they just want people to see that their tastes are metropolitan and progressive and not rooted in traditional beauty standards.

You just made me flashback to a really old MTV True Life documentary where some gay obese landwhale who had to be 500 pounds was getting all sorts of action from either skinny or muscular gay men with obvious chubby chaser fetishes, and now I resent you for making me think of it.

 

[souschef]

Also this dude tries to accuse @General Patton of being an ESL poster when he writes like a god damn indian

English was the third language i learned, and my spelling and grammar isn't anywhere as bad as his

 

[General Patton]

Also this dude tries to accuse @General Patton of being an ESL poster when he writes like a god damn indian

English was the third language i learned, and my spelling and grammar isn't anywhere as bad as his

The guy is too bitch made angry to be a troll. Lol. It's very easy to rustle that guy's jimmies.

I swear this site is attracting more and more bitter butthurt incels.

Also: KWIFRMS

 

[Riftrunner]

The guy is too bitch made angry to be a troll. Lol. It's very easy to rustle that guy's jimmies.

I swear this site is attracting more and more bitter butthurt incels.

Also: KWIFRMS

Can you please stop constantly replying to his bait?

 

[General Patton]

Can you please stop constantly replying to his bait?

....I did stop replying to him.

Dude acts like every other dumbass incel that spergs on this site so I guess we have to agree to disagree.

 

[Kiwifarmsuser100001]

Also this dude tries to accuse @General Patton of being an ESL poster when he writes like a god damn indian

English was the third language i learned, and my spelling and grammar isn't anywhere as bad as his

this guy is a Brazilian queer btw. Brown as a nigger can be. Gay as a Indian.

 

[souschef]

this guy is a Brazilian queer btw. Brown as a nigger can be. Gay as a Indian.

Nem em dez mil anos você teria a remota possibilidade de se comparar a mim. Eu, digno demais pra ser comparado a um sicofanta vagabundo como você

Sigo incolume e orgulhoso, roubando corações e fazendo milhões, com a aparência e deuses sorrindo pros meus caminhos. E você, pobre indiano, golem fecal, poderia sonhar em ser como eu, mas infelizmente deus te odeia. Eu também, por isso nem te dignifico em respondê-lo em inglês, pois a minha amada língua pátria é superior a qualquer um dos 10.000 diferentes dialetos de mugidos tribais que existem na Índia, lugar que te pariu e há de te enterrar

 

[General Patton]

I knew a hot white looking Brazilian chick, so I am gonna disagree, man.

 

[souschef]

My country, such as it is, can be many things. But it's not an ethnic country. You can find people of all sorts of ethnic background here. Thankfully, indians are not a common demographic

 

[General Patton]

My country, such as it is, can be many things. But it's not an ethnic country. You can find people of all sorts of ethnic background here. Thankfully, indians are not a common demographic

I have a serious question here. Totally important.

Why do Indian men always wear sandals, man?

 

[Kiwifarmsuser100001]

Nem em dez mil anos você teria a remota possibilidade de se comparar a mim. Eu, digno demais pra ser comparado a um sicofanta vagabundo como você

Sigo incolume e orgulhoso, roubando corações e fazendo milhões, com a aparência e deuses sorrindo pros meus caminhos. E você, pobre indiano, golem fecal, poderia sonhar em ser como eu, mas infelizmente deus te odeia. Eu também, por isso nem te dignifico em respondê-lo em inglês, pois a minha amada língua pátria é superior a qualquer um dos 10.000 diferentes dialetos de mugidos tribais que existem na Índia, lugar que te pariu e há de te enterrar

I have translate on my browser retard, also a Brazilian calling me indian, bro you both like poopy and farty. Go back to your brazlian brap hog boy friend you fucking brapzilian brownoid.
blacks will never be attractive or human.
this video is you btw

 

[Token Faggot]

Lol, there is no way this fucker is a troll. He's just another too autistic to live dumbass that gets drawn to this site.

Either way, carry it on if you want. He's getting boring now.

He's retarded. Extremely. Retarded

 

[General Patton]

He's retarded. Extremely. Retarded

I gotta say man, it's easier to pick up on bitter sperg incels when you're a woman, lol.

It's easy to sense when you get angry bitter incels throwing temper tantrums at you.

 

[souschef]

I have translate on my browser retard, also a Brazilian calling me indian, bro you both like poopy and farty. Go back to your brazlian brap hog boy friend you fucking brapzilian brownoid.
blacks will never be attractive or human.
this video is you btw

Usou também o translate pra dar essa resposta fraca, dalit? Aliás uma dica: brancos não são obcecados em provar a anônimos na internet que são brancos, então você pode pelo menos hoje aprender a larpar melhor como um caucasiano, assim a gente não percebe instantaneamente que você é um saquinho de chorume disgênico, hindu boy