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As a proud jewish-japanese man I simply said that I thought the 9 year olds in my gacha games were rather undersexualized if anything, why was he so upset, I wondered?
 
I quickly decided that the question wasn't worth even the briefest and most unorganized of my passing thoughts, and that instead, I should return to what I usually do when facing situations akin to this one: shit my own pants (again).
 
And in that moldy Las Vegas hotel room, as the dull hum buzz of the bathroom light pierced through my ears and deep into my skull, I nearly wept for all that I had lost; never before had I fallen so low - not even when I fucked that tranny hooker in Bangkok - for at least that disgusting prostitute had been passably white, unlike the gross sheboon beside me now who was nothing but a gorilla nigger.
 
Even worse, I felt something stir near my ass-crack as I shifted, tossed and turned half-awake; I realized I shit myself while I slept, just like in my dream!
 
In my moment of horror, I briefly overlooled the familiar voices of several jeet roommates coming from the open bathroom door back into the rest of the apartment.
 
There was a down syndrome midget staring me right back. I thought "I'm retarded?" and at just the same time, Guts' theme from Berserk 97 started playing in the background.
 
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