Let's write a Family Guy episode!

[murdered meat bag]

"hey mila kunis, what's it like being a jewess?

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

- insert cutaway gag about some celebrity I’ve never heard of here -

- insert wheelchair joke about Joe, because that’s really funny? -

 

[Jason Wynn]

Peter - This is about as funny as the time I met Robert Plant

cutaway gag to an arboretum with a shrub that has a mouth.

"Hi Peter, I'm Robert Plant, and I'm missing a tree by the brook with a songbird who sings. Wanna help me out?"

Peter stares smugly at the camera "that's a Stairway to Heaven reference"

 

[Jmz_33]

peter:the reminds me of that time when meg got a sex change operation

They already did that one

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

hey it's me Brian again. I'm suffering and in pain just like you want me to be, but cheaply written in a way to make me look sympathetic in the hope that you will all feel bad for me. Nobody in the audience is truly pleased.

 

[TFT-A9]

-Stewie acts like a normal happy child, displays genuine affection for his family-
-it's an April Fools' episode-

 

[drtoboggan]

Plagiarismo!

 

[Floop]

Peter goes on social media and sees all the ironic memes made about him. He spirals into madness and the whole thing is just a beat by beat retelling of the joker movie.

 

[Army Burger]

Stewie gets hit by a car

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Hi it's me Quagmire. I hate Brian for reasons that are vague and never fully fleshed out. The audience is deeply confused.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Oh wow bringing a thread back from the dead is more fun than *unfunny reference*

 

[Professional Lurker]

Necro'ing this thread is as funny as that one time I (insert unfunny 30 second long segment where something shocking happens, including a long, awkward silence.)

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Hi it's me Stewie. I have a crush on a dog, isn't that wacky?!?!?

 

[Jmz_33]

*Quagmire rapes and murders the entire simpsons family in a bizarrely long and drawn out cutaway gag*

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

*Quagmire rapes and murders the entire simpsons family in a bizarrely long and drawn out cutaway gag*

GIGGITY

 

[Bad Gateway]

Hey eter

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Hey eter

yes joe mama