let's wine about it - livestream 8/17/2021

Oh. So it was real "Wine." I guess I will just eat my words.
Edit:
You can actually get some pretty decent wines in the 10 to 20 dollar range, but avoid anything with a screw cap like the covid.
Although this is clearly a very cheap, mass produced grape drink aimed at young women who do not yet like the taste of anything more complex than grape soda. You are doing yourself a disservice by ignoring wines in screw cap bottles. It's not actually a sign of quality. If you don't plan to age the wine then there is no benefit to having real cork.
 
Ever feel like you're watching the prequel to a snuff/slasher film?
Because this feels like the build-up to a very dark post-era in the Amberverse.

An African-American Butch Lesbian is a different breed than the No-Neck-No-Sex-Kentucky Turtle Troon Lesbian. I would know, I'm a whole goddamn SLEEPOVER of'em.

This bitch is gonna do to Amber what Airsoftfatty's handlers done done to Airsoftfatty.
This butch is gonna be inserting vegetables into this bitch.

I predict this will end with police involved. Call it a hunch.
 
Call it a hunch.
At first, it amazed me that somebody like Hamber who thinks she's an Internet Queen could be so stupidly naive about a potential suitor without doing any real due diligence. I mean, would anyone here just up and blindly accept that some fuckstick from a chat loves them and wants them that badly? Extremely doubtful.

But after tempering that thought with her being such a narc with the brain power of a 13 yr. old on TikTok, well... not surprised.

Whoever Wipey really is knows exactly what buttons to push the delusion for Hamber. This is not some rando. Whether it turns out to be a catfish, a grift, or even something more sinister, who knows? I don't wish Fat Gorl any harm, but she's going at this eyes wide shut and refusing to see any of the warning or stop signs.

A huge crash is inevitable. Amusing as it is, there is potential for serious harm.
 
At first, it amazed me that somebody like Hamber who thinks she's an Internet Queen could be so stupidly naive about a potential suitor without doing any real due diligence. I mean, would anyone here just up and blindly accept that some fuckstick from a chat loves them and wants them that badly? Extremely doubtful.

But after tempering that thought with her being such a narc with the brain power of a 13 yr. old on TikTok, well... not surprised.

Whoever Wipey really is knows exactly what buttons to push the delusion for Hamber. This is not some rando. Whether it turns out to be a catfish, a grift, or even something more sinister, who knows? I don't wish Fat Gorl any harm, but she's going at this eyes wide shut and refusing to see any of the warning or stop signs.

A huge crash is inevitable. Amusing as it is, there is potential for serious harm.
I have found myself thinking about if Amber will come to any harm. But she's so focused on making it look like she's living her best life that she'd try and convince us she hasn't been fucked over at all.
 
At first, it amazed me that somebody like Hamber who thinks she's an Internet Queen could be so stupidly naive about a potential suitor without doing any real due diligence. I mean, would anyone here just up and blindly accept that some fuckstick from a chat loves them and wants them that badly? Extremely doubtful.

But after tempering that thought with her being such a narc with the brain power of a 13 yr. old on TikTok, well... not surprised.

Whoever Wipey really is knows exactly what buttons to push the delusion for Hamber. This is not some rando. Whether it turns out to be a catfish, a grift, or even something more sinister, who knows? I don't wish Fat Gorl any harm, but she's going at this eyes wide shut and refusing to see any of the warning or stop signs.

A huge crash is inevitable. Amusing as it is, there is potential for serious harm.
Hasn't Amber said in the past that she liderully doesn't trust anyone because of all the Haydurz and Dang Dirty Dispeckful Trolls? I guess she can't afford to be too cautious when she has to quickly fill the position of Wiper-in-Chief.
 
Hasn't Amber said in the past that she liderully doesn't trust anyone because of all the Haydurz and Dang Dirty Dispeckful Trolls? I guess she can't afford to be too cautious when she has to quickly fill the position of Wiper-in-Chief.
I'm sure she only says things like that to keep the Wiper-in-Chief in their place.

She managed to convince Becky that anyone who says nice things to her is a troll.
 
I will say in earlier posts I wrote like "this reeks of gayop/ween/idea guys". We'll know when we know, right?
Either her heart gets broken or that HYMEN GETS BUSTED, BABY

haha
 
I have a feeling that Amber might go on one of her mysterious hiatuses while she sits in filth for the next two weeks. She'll promise us 6 streams during her return week but then cap out at 1.5 because "muh anxiety about meeting Wifey"
 
If wifey is real, this the classic signs of a scammer. It won’t end well for Amber. She’s desperate for a new caretaker since Thumbtard is almost gone and it’s blinding her to reality. Not that she was ever in the real world, but this is even worse.
 
If wifey is real, this the classic signs of a scammer. It won’t end well for Amber. She’s desperate for a new caretaker since Thumbtard is almost gone and it’s blinding her to reality. Not that she was ever in the real world, but this is even worse.

I think she is real but that she is in it for the long con - it even sounded like she had disguised her voice. Just because Amber has seen her face does not mean she isn't a con-woman -
 
I actually have to disagree on this one. She sounds like a 18-28 year old Black woman to me. Women with base'ier (if you will) voices sound different than men trying to sound feminine, especially if they're catfish She sounds like she's probably a stud, though, which is what Amber is more likely to be into.

The timing of this Becky thing is awfully suspicious. Whatever the case, she better be ready to walk back into chaos, because I doubt Amber is going to suddenly stop being lazy and take proper care of the animals. They can afford a maid. Especially with not having to share this live* stream money. She could, but likely won't, just have someone come clean the place twice a week.
I agree. MTF troons that attempt to sound like women usually try to take the bass out of their voice. They have that gay sounding, nasal Liberace tone or if they can't get rid of the deepness in their voice, they try to put on a throaty but effeminate Harvey Fierstein type sound. Wifey's voice is is throaty, but there's no effort to be feminine. She sounds like a woman trying to be butch and masculine, not like a dude trying to convince anyone that he's a girl. She definitely sounds black too, so I'm not doubting that part either.

And the excuse for Becky being gone is BS. Becky has been going back and forth, visiting family and friends
for months in the middle of the pandemic with no issues, but now suddenly after the "Who wipes your ass" debacle, and the two of them gradually becoming more and more uncomfortable and hostile toward one another, a relative suddenly comes down with Covid and Becky has to be gone for two weeks.

Ever feel like you're watching the prequel to a snuff/slasher film?
Because this feels like the build-up to a very dark post-era in the Amberverse.

An African-American Butch Lesbian is a different breed than the No-Neck-No-Sex-Kentucky Turtle Troon Lesbian. I would know, I'm a whole goddamn SLEEPOVER of'em.

This bitch is gonna do to Amber what Airsoftfatty's handlers done done to Airsoftfatty.
This butch is gonna be inserting vegetables into this bitch.

I predict this will end with police involved. Call it a hunch.
Oh yeah. I've always thought this was a scammer and I still think she's a scammer, but hearing that deadpan, soulless voice, I got that "oh shit" feeling, like yep this is a grifter, but this isn't just some standard con-artist who's going to try to get a few bucks from Amber then slink back into the darkness once her plan is uncovered. I think this bitch could genuinely be dangerous, especially if they actually meet and Amber finally realizes that Wifey isn't the perfect soulmate she thought she was and things start to go south. One thing is for sure, other than being young and black, she didn't sound at all like Amber tried to describe her. She tried to make her sound like this fun, upbeat, bastion of positive energy, who constantly encourages Amber to be her best self. She sounded more like she could barely stomach saying three words to Amber and that she had to make a huge effort to try and act like she actually was into her. I'm sure Amber will just play it off as Wifey just being shy and will say that she's much more outgoing when they're talking in private, but she didn't sound shy as much as she sounded low grade annoyed and disgusted.

I could be totally wrong...after all, we only heard a few brief moments of her speaking...but sometimes that's all you need to lock on to certain traits. I'm just saying that once it's revealed who Wifey really is, I won't be the least bit surprised if she winds up having a fairly lengthy arrest record, and not for stuff like possession of a controlled substance, or not just that...but scary shit like assault with a deadly weapon, armed robbery...etc.
BTW, do you think Amber has had the sense to do a background search on Wifey? Neither do I.
 
I agree. MTF troons that attempt to sound like women usually try to take the bass out of their voice. They have that gay sounding, nasal Liberace tone or if they can't get rid of the deepness in their voice, they try to put on a throaty but effeminate Harvey Fierstein type sound. Wifey's voice is is throaty, but there's no effort to be feminine. She sounds like a woman trying to be butch and masculine, not like a dude trying to convince anyone that he's a girl. She definitely sounds black too, so I'm not doubting that part either.

And the excuse for Becky being gone is BS. Becky has been going back and forth, visiting family and friends
for months in the middle of the pandemic with no issues, but now suddenly after the "Who wipes your ass" debacle, and the two of them gradually becoming more and more uncomfortable and hostile toward one another, a relative suddenly comes down with Covid and Becky has to be gone for two weeks.


Oh yeah. I've always thought this was a scammer and I still think she's a scammer, but hearing that deadpan, soulless voice, I got that "oh shit" feeling, like yep this is a grifter, but this isn't just some standard con-artist who's going to try to get a few bucks from Amber then slink back into the darkness once her plan is uncovered. I think this bitch could genuinely be dangerous, especially if they actually meet and Amber finally realizes that Wifey isn't the perfect soulmate she thought she was and things start to go south. One thing is for sure, other than being young and black, she didn't sound at all like Amber tried to describe her. She tried to make her sound like this fun, upbeat, bastion of positive energy, who constantly encourages Amber to be her best self. She sounded more like she could barely stomach saying three words to Amber and that she had to make a huge effort to try and act like she actually was into her. I'm sure Amber will just play it off as Wifey just being shy and will say that she's much more outgoing when they're talking in private, but she didn't sound shy as much as she sounded low grade annoyed and disgusted.

I could be totally wrong...after all, we only heard a few brief moments of her speaking...but sometimes that's all you need to lock on to certain traits. I'm just saying that once it's revealed who Wifey really is, I won't be the least bit surprised if she winds up having a fairly lengthy arrest record, and not for stuff like possession of a controlled substance, or not just that...but scary shit like assault with a deadly weapon, armed robbery...etc.
BTW, do you think Amber has had the sense to do a background search on Wifey? Neither do I.
Great call-out. There's two paths this can go right, not to retread, but I wanna tack onto what you said here about danger and the arrest record

So if Option A = true, it's idea guy style trolls etc, they're using September as a method to find someone to IRL act the part. Like the classic Emily date and the Man in the Pickle Suit™ scenario. There's a large chance they will IMMEDIATELY be doxxed after being swallowed into the dainty black hole that is the Amberverse

So if Option B = true, it's a solid grifter like you described who will probably be dangerous. That person will have .02 seconds before we have all of their shit documented here, Amber will have SEEN this information (prior charges/arrest record, anecdotes etc.) but fucking straight-up IGNORE it.

The Farms may actually once again be proven to be the fuckin' hero here. If I'm a Jonathan Holiday level grifter, I don't wanna be on this radar.
 
Great call-out. There's two paths this can go right, not to retread, but I wanna tack onto what you said here about danger and the arrest record

So if Option A = true, it's idea guy style trolls etc, they're using September as a method to find someone to IRL act the part. Like the classic Emily date and the Man in the Pickle Suit™ scenario. There's a large chance they will IMMEDIATELY be doxxed after being swallowed into the dainty black hole that is the Amberverse

So if Option B = true, it's a solid grifter like you described who will probably be dangerous. That person will have .02 seconds before we have all of their shit documented here, Amber will have SEEN this information (prior charges/arrest record, anecdotes etc.) but fucking straight-up IGNORE it.

The Farms may actually once again be proven to be the fuckin' hero here. If I'm a Jonathan Holiday level grifter, I don't wanna be on this radar.
Part of me really hopes this is Option A- just a bunch of retard haydurs thinking they’re le epic trolls.
 
Part of me really hopes this is Option A- just a bunch of retard haydurs thinking they’re le epic trolls.
If they can make CWC fuck his mother... well God help Hamber. Horrifying, yet it actually happened.

It's not beyond belief at all. Especially with the Narc one being in a state of such "need" to reaffirm her Dainty Princess status to the world.
 
Finally got around to hearing Wipey. I think it's a cis woman, but trying to sound butcher and deeper than she really is. Though I wouldn't be too surprised if she was actually a MTF.

There is definitely something very smelly here, and it's not just Amber's filth. At best she's being catfished and losing a lot of money. As much of a cunt Amber is I don't want her to get severely injured by a sick fuck, but the concern that Wipey could seriously hurt her is an idea in my head now. Amber is a fucking retard that didn't know that Mexico had a flag or who Lincoln, one of the first two presidents American schoolkids learn about was until she was thirty, and thrives off attention, so she's super oblivious to any warning signs. All she knows is that someone is giving her gifts and telling her she's going to get married, and that's enough for her.

I'm getting some bad vibes here. I don't know how badly this is going to end, but it's going to end badly.
 
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