Let's Sperg Let's Sperg: Ahuviya Harel, The Text Adventure - In which we control the fate of a fat, crazy tranny

[alex_theman]

Go to a Starbucks and pick up a coffee.

 

[AnOminous]

Go to a Starbucks and pick up a coffee.

Demand fair trade coffee and chimp the fuck out if I don't get it.

 

[alex_theman]

Instead of getting fair trade, just ignore where the coffee comes from and just get one.

 

[Charles Morgenstern]

Dismiss the remains of phlegmatic spittle on clothing left by disgusted passersby, but reconsider when considering how to convert it to asspats online.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Buy a bus ticket the fuck out of Portland leaving today, someplace warm but not inhospitable when outside, Hollywood California preferably where a cheap hostel is waiting for tonight, buy a sandwich on the way to a bus station with the cash from your boss kill's wallet.

 

[AnOminous]

Instead of getting fair trade, just ignore where the coffee comes from and just get one.

Just chimp the fuck out no matter what I get.

 

[alex_theman]

Just chimp the fuck out no matter what I get.

Think happy thoughts, like cheese. Think the coffee has cheese in it.

 

[c-no]

Call out any passerby you suspect of being CIS-scum. They must know their sins of being comfortable in their own body.