Lets make a story!!!

[Lord Bill]

Everyone has to continue the story being made with ten or less words.
You can take it anywhere you like (except for argentina)
I will start.....

A man leaves his house and looks ahead to see.....

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Someone who did this same exact thing.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-most-autistic-story-ever-told.30732/

 

[Lord Bill]

Someone who did this same exact thing.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-most-autistic-story-ever-told.30732/

DAMNIT FUCK ME, FUCK ME!!!

If anyone needs me, i will drowning myself in the toilet.

Leave some negative marks.

 

[Cake Farts]

Someone who did this same exact thing.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-most-autistic-story-ever-told.30732/

The man then decided to take a bullet to his head after seeing how he got cucked out of a lulzy thread, and because he was a pussy ass faggot in general.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

And he lived happily ever after, then died of aids.

 

[Deadpool]

And nothing of value was lost.

 

[heymate]

Fin.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

...or was it???

 

[Deadpool]

Yes. Yes it was.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

They dug up his corpse, then had sex with it.

 

[Donacdum]

The corpse then came out as Genderqueer.

 

[Deadpool]

Then I burned the body, and dropped the weighted urn containing his ashes into the mariana trench. The end.

 

[DailyToastBoat]

Good night kids, rest well.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

We shot his cat too. Can't take any more chances.

 

[Ntwadumela]

The cat became a SUPER NINJA ZOMBIE TAEKWONDO MASTAAAAAAAAA

 

[Caddchef]

But could only communicate via rape, one rape for yes, two rapes for no.

 

[ES 148]

BUT EVERYBODY IN UGANDA KNOWS KUNG FU

SUPA FIGHTAS

 

[Pina Colada]

But secretly, they were all just Bruce Lee clones.

 

[heymate]

...that were pretty darn good at singing. In no time at all, the Bruce Lee barbershop quintet attracted a fair-sized crowd. The harmonies were amazing.

 

[Lord Bill]

He woke up sevreal hours later, the toilet still wet in his mouth. He realized. Life is garbage....garbage.