Let's make a Race Wars Card Game?

[Retink Retunk]

Think in the style of Magic the Gathering, Pokemon, or Yugioh.

Each race should have its own mechanics and playstyles, and I think this is a good start:

Japanese: Their core mechanic is pre-installed autism on all cards.

Blacks: Hyper aggressive, "Nigger" trigger words, and top end consisting of things like "Big Nig'" while having some combat tricks like Dindu and that one good photo where they're not holding a gun or have their pants falling off.

Jews: Their mechanic is stealing resources from others. Hila Monster removes all Palestenian children from play.

Mexicans: Build mechanics, can be allied with others by using a Home Depot.

Whites: Good credit score, meth bonus to combat. Spooky ghost costumes?

Italians: They pretend to be white.

Slavs: Alcoholism

 

[Fascist Frederick]

"Japanese" isn't a race, you are going to need to develop a complex system of sub-races so you'd have the Asian race with +1 to intelligence but -1 to sight, and then the japanese sub race with all the effects from the asian race but also +1 to piloting giant robots or something.

Also, look at how much more attention you gave Blacks than any other of your "races". You wrote twice as much for them as any other race. You must be American, so you should add the American subrace to Whites, where all Black cards have to be played first before any other race's cards can be played.

 

[Retink Retunk]

"Japanese" isn't a race, you are going to need to develop a complex system of sub-races so you'd have the Asian race with +1 to intelligence but -1 to sight, and then the japanese sub race with all the effects from the asian race but also +1 to piloting giant robots or something.

Also, look at how much more attention you gave Blacks than any other of your "races". You wrote twice as much for them as any other race. You must be American, so you should add the American subrace to Whites, where all Black cards have to be played first before any other race's cards can be played.

Good point, how about the following


Factory Smart Phone Assembler - Costs 2 to play

Type: Asian - Chinaman

At the start of your turn, flip a coin, if it lands on tails this creature commits suicide. Ignore this effect if you control a suicide net.

Power: 3/4

 

[Shidoen]

I think I remember a joke like this from some Pokémon fanination. Had an edgy pikachu saying pika pee and some random teen bullshit. I remember when I was like 10 I watched it with some friends and it was the funniest shit ever. Then again I liked Smosh back then so I was retarded. Also I hold the ultra rare, hitler card

 

[Retink Retunk]

Also I hold the ultra rare, hitler card

Too bad Hitler gets hard countered by Globohomoing Germany.

 

[Shidoen]

Too bad Hitler gets hard countered by Globohomoing Germany.

Nah it’s like the dragon type where it goes both ways.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Nah it’s like the dragon type where it goes both ways.

We've simmed it a million times, you run out the Ho-ho-holocaust, and a cool six million, that hard locks the Third Reich progression track and converts most of their resources into troonshine.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Literally just Old Maid but rename the maid card nigger

 

[Randall Fragg]

Asians: Hero cards include Tojo, Mao, Pol Pot, and Bruce Lee. Regular cards include Roof Koreans, Rice Farmers, and Shaolin Monks. Focused on dealing Culture and Magic damage, with a few cards with good Physical and Economic damage.

Blacks: Hero cards include Idi Amin, George Floyd, Yeezy, Malcom X, Robert Mugabe, and Tarique Nasheed. Regular cards include Lootie, Gangbangers, Somalian Pirates, Supernigger and Tyrones. Focused on Physical damage, but with some Cultural and Magic (voodoo) Damage cards.

Jews: Hero cards include George Soros, Donald Trump, Leon Trotsky, Harvey Weinstein, and Bernie Madoff. Regular cards include Mossad Agents, Happy Merchants, and Hollywood Executives. Heavily focused on Economic damage, but with the gimmick that they can grab cards from other decks.

Whites: Hero cards include Derick Chavin, Hitler, Pepe, Nick Fuentes, Yakub, and George Lincoln Rockwell. Regular cards include Methheads, Crackers, 8chan users, SovCits (they have a special rule where they can negate any other invoked rule, but it removes them from play) and Cops. Whites are good at Economic and Cultural damage, but have some specialized Physical cards.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

You'll need to ban Jews as OP

 

[Fascist Frederick]

When a "Italian-American" card is played, the player must inform each other player, individually, that the card being played is Italian.. Any time another player mentions an Italian American card, the original player must confirm that yes, the card in question is in fact Italian.

 

[Retink Retunk]

So what are the victory conditions for each faction? I figure each faction should have a unique condition and each other faction has some way to disrupt it.

At least one of the White subfactions should have an optional "Total Nigger Death" victory condition in the event the opposing faction is running blacks.

Also, for formats there can be Ethnostate where you build from one core faction, and then another being Melting Pot where you can run a mix, and some cards have interactions when in play together in the Melting Pot format.

 

[Distant Ranger]

. Also I hold the ultra rare, hitler card

The Rarest Card. Blue Eyes White Aryan

 

[Johnny Salami]

Chinamen: can mass reproduced. cannot build bonds with with another. made of explosive material. Buildings have lower defense. Can only build what another race already built. 20% incel range. Their women crave the white boy dick

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

I summon exodia

 

[Beak Thing]

I'll switch- I'll put out my Korean...even though it has sixty damage on it... Oh, boy, now I have three rifles on him. Roof Shot!

 

[Homoturk]

Asians: Hero cards include Tojo, Mao, Pol Pot, and Bruce Lee. Regular cards include Roof Koreans, Rice Farmers, and Shaolin Monks. Focused on dealing Culture and Magic damage, with a few cards with good Physical and Economic damage.

Blacks: Hero cards include Idi Amin, George Floyd, Yeezy, Malcom X, Robert Mugabe, and Tarique Nasheed. Regular cards include Lootie, Gangbangers, Somalian Pirates, Supernigger and Tyrones. Focused on Physical damage, but with some Cultural and Magic (voodoo) Damage cards.

Jews: Hero cards include George Soros, Donald Trump, Leon Trotsky, Harvey Weinstein, and Bernie Madoff. Regular cards include Mossad Agents, Happy Merchants, and Hollywood Executives. Heavily focused on Economic damage, but with the gimmick that they can grab cards from other decks.

Whites: Hero cards include Derick Chavin, Hitler, Pepe, Nick Fuentes, Yakub, and George Lincoln Rockwell. Regular cards include Methheads, Crackers, 8chan users, SovCits (they have a special rule where they can negate any other invoked rule, but it removes them from play) and Cops. Whites are good at Economic and Cultural damage, but have some specialized Physical cards.

Tariq Nasheed should have +20% damage vulnerability against sexual attacks from the White type cards.