Let's Help: Arrange weekend plans for the poster below you. - Decisions, decisions, decisions...

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

 

[User names must be unique]

 

[fishmonger]

Fake a hate crime on Twitter, open up a GoFundMe, and rake in those fat stacks of cash.

 

[drtoboggan]

Bang hoors.

 

[pomme]

Drink and cry alone

 

[Tetra]

I'll do that anyway


Watch all the episodes of naruto

 

[Recoil]

Steal ~20 cans of spraypaint from home depot using a duffel bag & a bolt cutters.
Lace up a few freeway overpasses while sharing a 40 Oz. with a stranger.
Go dancing sober & alone on saturday night, get up early on Sunday and eat french toast sticks with a cup of chai as the sun comes up.
Go back to bed & sleep until lunch time.

 

[Beavis]

spanking your monkey

 

[Judge Holden]

You will spend your whole weekend listening to second wave Scandinavian Black Metal, and each meal of the two days will be something you cook from scratch from a cuisine you have never seriously tried before.

Between cooking sessions you shall watch either the original Dragonball series, Sergei Leone Western Films, or The Prisoner series from the 1960s.

Your vidya of choice will be either any of the Doom games or TF2

You shall also spend at least 2 hours a day walking in the countryside and if possible go to the gym and try to find your one rep max with bench press/squat/deadlift/lat pull/row/military press

On sunday evening you will bake a cheesecake of your choice as a reward while listening to whichever black metal album you liked the most/hated the least

 

[Red Hood]

This is a package we refer to as "The Chipman". You'll spend Friday night getting blackout drunk in Boston's Chinatown, spend the night in the lobby of a random hotel, and then stay in a basement hovel dining on McDonalds and playing Super Mario 3. Finally you'll spend Sunday shitting up Twitter until you finally stroke out.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Get out there and get some kills, go out and PVN

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Masturbate to Alfonso Ribiero for 48 hours straight.

 

[wateryketchup]

Shitpost in A&H

 

[JM 590]

Stay home and clean your fucking bathroom, holy shit it's gotten bad, what the fuck do you do in there?

 

[Shibaru]

 

[Matthew216]

I refuse to go into details about it, but it involves pictures of Busty Elf Girls.

A WHOLE LOT of Busty Elf Girls.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

A nice trip to the mall. You know, the one that isn't completely dead.

 

[Rand /pol/]

 

[Silus Black]

Write a conspiracy theory, and make it a good one. By the end of the day post it somewhere, anywhere, as long as it can get some publicity. Make sure your name is attached.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

You're going to drive me around all day.