LET'S DECORATE FOR CHRISTMAS | VLOGMAS DAY 7 2019 - 07/12/2019

Word count time! Because I hate myself, clearly.

In the span of about two minutes (10:59-13:05), she said
I/me/mine: 18 times
Cute (includes super and non): 6 times
Like: 5 times
Ax-shually: 4 times
OMG!!11!!: 4 times

Hey, Santa, when you're squeezing your ass down the chimney, how about giving this gorl a thesaurus.

Edit: she also unpinned that "problemating" comment. I guess the asspat/haydur ratio replies wasn't what she wanted.
 
I can't believe the gays are so bad at decorating. The house looks so fucking bad.
I know this is :neckbeard:but honestly their fucking rediculous placement of their terrible wall decor looks like a 12 year old re.tarded boy did it. Every picture is weirdly spaced and put in strange places.
Not to mention the fact their whole livingroom/diningroom looks a fucking hot ass mess with over decorating with decor and tinsel on the fucking mirror. Jesus it's terrible just a monument to consumerism and excess.
 
Becky looks like she should be a background extra in Gorl Interrupted.
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Besides the fact that she looked like extra crap today, this video was boring as hell
I believe she actually had (emphasis on had) lost some weight because her face looked super fat today compared to when vlogmas started. I think there's been some bingeeeen over the past few days.

She can always pull out D&D to find something else to vlog, but she'd rather just refer to them as "some friends" which we have no business to know about apparently

hmmm... I was assuming the unnamed friends were E&R's new beans, and entitlementlynn just inserted herself into their friendship. What's hers is hers and what's E&R's is hers. The only thing that keeps her from naming them is that one fraying thread of self-awareness and deep down she knows they're not really her friends, they're just tolerating her.

If it's D&D why hide it? They're working now, so I doubt they'd drive an hour in each direction just to play games at Amber's. They spent weekends there to escape D's mom's house, but they have a place of their own.

Wouldn't it be crazy if the unnamed friends are Rafe and Hannah?
 
And I can never tell if she's covered in highlighter, or if it's just her standard everyday grease slick.

Lol good catch on the beetus ring foundation line.
 
ah Bingemas, the most wonderful time of the year in Amberland. Cooking up some flavorless slop so she can justify going out to eat, because you know she is, and then further justifying stuffing a family size meal down her throat because yknow, its the holidays, gotta be liveeen your best life.
 
That fucking unblended foundation down her neck lmfaooo. Think she's trying to cover up the beetus line around her neck?
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That lipstick is bad. It's not even on the top not bottom, but more noticeable at the bottom. She clearly didn't bother to go back and even it out. The color also doesn't suit her but I think that just might be because she's fat.
Edit to bitch more: and why wouldn't she work her Cupid's bow? Keeping it round is fine, but two little bumps like she did looks like shit.

Also her hair looks like the ass that Sir Mix-a-Lot dances on in the Baby Got Back video.
 

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That lipstick is bad. It's not even on the top not bottom, but more noticeable at the bottom. She clearly didn't bother to go back and even it out. The color also doesn't suit her but I think that just might be because she's fat.
Edit to bitch more: and why wouldn't she work her Cupid's bow? Keeping it round is fine, but two little bumps like she did looks like shit.

Also her hair looks like the ass that Sir Mix-a-Lot dances on in the Baby Got Back video.
She needs to stop with cool dark colors on her lips. In art, you use cool dark shades in the deepest shadows to create more depth. That is not the effect you want all over your lips. The top lip will disappear altogether. Amber, use light colors or medium shades that have warmth or brightness. Satin or glossy formulas, no mattes. And use lip liner ffs.
 
That lipstick is bad. It's not even on the top not bottom, but more noticeable at the bottom. She clearly didn't bother to go back and even it out. The color also doesn't suit her but I think that just might be because she's fat.
Edit to bitch more: and why wouldn't she work her Cupid's bow? Keeping it round is fine, but two little bumps like she did looks like shit.

Also her hair looks like the ass that Sir Mix-a-Lot dances on in the Baby Got Back video.

I was getting more Dracula butt hair vibes:

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